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​crunch! Lyrics by ​mr. master

ultra

2021

[prod. by mr. master]

[verse: mr. master]
All this shit y'all lettin' slide, lemme slide then
Neighbors heard ultra through the wall
Thought it's the Violent Femmes
Juggalo saw me on the street, thought it's Violent J
Bitch, you can tell that it's not from like a mile away
It's been Lorentz invariance since like the zero-th grade
Aztecs got knocked out March Madness, I was like "I don't care!"
Really out here active duty with Dink Flamingo
Ransom note brick thrown through the Overton window!
BET Uncut bout to get its own kid's show!
Currently got hella Cheeto stains on my lab coat!
I'm spicin' up my panic attack with a harmonica
I sat next to Jake Thomas in the therapist's office once
I saw Eva Noblezada waiting in line at the Starbucks
I was gonna ask for a picture, but I was hard as fuck bro!
Man, act like I wouldn't fuck Reeve Carney up though
I would get dude plucked like a clawhammer banjo
You got a OnlyFans, but like where are your fans though?
How are you unique with a uke playin' Vance Joy?
Time travel, now I'm the best 60s dancer boy
Time travel a lil less, and now I'm David Choi!
I'ma see how long I can go without knowing what an NFT is
I booked Taylor Swift to perform in the Alaskan wilderness
Get your mind out the gutter, I said "Annus Mirabilis"
Nice to meet you, I am the shower nozzle masturbation materialist
Check out my new full p- Ahhh
Check out my new full page spr- Ahhh
Check out my new full page spread in Lapham's Quarterly
I just made a new genre, it's called spoken word porn-etry
I'ma go on Cameo and charge an exorbitant fee
For videos the FBI already records for free!
I only learn dances where I don't have to leave the ground
Once you leave the ground, it's not dancing. It's exercise, ew!!
I bought a froggy chair that was Jambette skinned alive
I bought my dog a thundershirt, now I scare him all the time!
Cottagecore chick want the dick. I'm like why?
I only saw Midsommar like one time
(burp)

About “​crunch!” by ​mr. master

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"​crunch!" appears on "ultra" in 2021.

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