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​dance of the hours Lyrics by ​mr. master

ultra

2017

[prod. by mr. master]

[intro: mr. master]
Ah! Sorry! Why did I get the handgun
As my first silly noisemaker?
Aw, I knew I should've bought a slide whistle
And worked my way up, now I have to call the police!
Hi, I just accidentally shot one of my many cameramen
I think he's dead
You want me to confirm that he's dead?
(Gunshot)
Okay, now what?

[Chorus 1: mr. master]
Make the lamestream media, the FCC go crazy
They gon' write my name on a list like they're not about to play me
Only animals harmed in the film was y'all dyin’ in the chase scene
Go and change the channel, y'all not gonna change me

[verse 1: mr. master]
Bike horn like I'm Spike Jones
Out cold on the ride home
Cowboy with the rhinestones
Stones Throw away from FlyLo
Get cut like it's Psycho (shing!)
No cuts with the knife though! (editing!)
One man laser light show
The same thing I do every night
I’m pennin’ another anthem. Lookin’ all Ayn Randish
Now I got all the mad men lookin’ at what I brandish
I look like Kenneth Branagh. Full text of Hamlet
Sleep, dream perchance? Nah, never no nod off
I’m checkin’ off all the boxes. Fillin’ in all the dots
I’m writin’ my name on it. You turn it in and forgot
I TurnItIn.com, I never get any marks
But when I’m rockin’ the stache, you couldn’t tell us apart
This is art (is it? is it really?)

[Chorus 2: mr. master]
Make the lamestream media, the FCC go crazy
They gon' write my name on a list like they're not about to play me
Only animal harmed was that dog that we shot. He had rabies
Go and change the channel, y'all not gonna change me

[verse 2: mr. master]
Ride Girl like I’m Spike Jonze (wait, what?)
Red nose to the grindstone
Smellin’ like candles and pinecones
We just Febreze’d the whole place to hide the smoke
Really go dumb at the sideshow. Yeah
Fire eat. Sword swallow. Knife throw. Yeah!
Your girl check the price, like “I might go there"
(her face’ll fit right in with all that hair!)
Master might author myself an Anna Karenina
Have you readin' a rainbow on the road
Banana behind my back in Tommy Bahama, Grove
The Baha Men out the speaker. We’re barkin’ outta control
Open invitation to get it for any feelin’ especially inspired
We set ‘em on fire. Richard Pryor. Fire like Pepsi did Michael
Guess it’s just a step in the cycle. Blowin’ this popsicle stand
Before any Congressman calls me a communist
Off of this (easy! heel, boy, heel)

[Chorus 3: mr. master]
Make the lamestream media, the FCC go crazy
They gon' write my name on a list like they're not about to play me
Only animal harmed was the killer whale
But the show was amazing
Go and change the channel, y'all not gonna change me

[interlude: mr. master]
Yes, I have many fond memories of cameraman #356
Almost as many as his last name would suggest!
Ahahaha! But seriously folks, rest in peace
By the way! if anyone here is looking to begin
An illustrious career as a cameraman
We have applications in the back
Thank you, and I'm so sorry for your loss

[Chorus 4: mr. master]
Make the lamestream media, the FCC go crazy
They gon' write my name on a list like they're not about to play me
Only animals harmed were those
Lemmings that we forced off o' that cliff
Go and change the channel, y'all not gonna change-
Fuck it
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​mr. master

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"​dance of the hours" appears on "ultra" in 2017.

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