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Pam’s Comeback Lyrics by Münecat

2020

[Vocals: münecat, Rachel Hollis & Shia Labeouf]

[Intro]
Meanwhile, Pam is sitting in the break room, eating a meat lover's pizza, meat lover's pizza, me-me-meat lover's pizza...

[Verse 1]
Hey Rachel, it's Pam, the woman you talk down to
Can I speak to the manager? Oh right, it's you
Am I in the break room or your head? Do you have amnesia?
Don't mind me, while I cry into my meat lover's pizza
I think you misunderstood the meaning of Whole 30
You eat 30 whole pizzas, and you drink when you're thirsty
I'm not dancing to your music. Can you turn it down? Goddamn!
O-o-ow, my ears! Don't worry, you're fine, Pam

[Chorus]
I can't afford a health plan. Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
I don't have a Disney man. Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
What if my MLM's a scam? Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
What if it's okay to live on a shoestring?
You know what, Pam? You don't know anything

[Verse 2]
Don't tell me about Dave's built-in dildo
Or that you have boobs like dog ears, that hang low
Well, mine are so droopy I fold them up like sheets
And when my bra comes off, they're like CVS receipts
My son loved his birthday, decorations were from Target
He didn't give a shit about those stains on the carpet
And yeah, I ate some cake, but I still look like a fox
And you know what, bitch? It came from a box

[Chorus]
I can't afford a health plan. Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
I don't have a Disney man. Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
What if my MLM's a scam? Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
What if it's okay to live on a shoestring?
You know what, Pam? You don't know anything
I can't afford a health plan. Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
I don't have a Disney man. Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
What if my MLM's a scam? Don't worry, you're fine, Pam
What if it's okay to live on a shoestring?
You know what, Pam? You don't know anything

[Outro]
Hey Pam, he-he-hey Pam, hey Pam, he-he-hey Pam
Hey Pam, he-he-hey Pam, I thought you were doing Whole 30
Meanwhile, me-me-me-meanwhile
Pam is sitting in the break room
Meanwhile, me-me-me-meanwhile
I thought you were doing Whole 30
Meat lover's pizza, me-me-meat lover's pizza
Meat lover's pizza, me-me-meat lover's pizza
Couldn't resist the cake, couldn't-couldn't resist the cake
Meat lover's pizza, me-me-meat lover's pizza
Y'all, would you respect her? Y'all, would you respect her?
Meat lover's pizza, me-me-meat lover's pizza
Y'all, would you respect her? Y'all, would you respect her?
She's gained back the pounds she lost, plus a few extra
No weight, no weight (Do it!)
No-no-no-no-no weight (Just do it!)
No weight, no weight, no-no-no-no-no weight (Do it!)
No weight, no weight, no-no-no-no-no weight
(Make your dreams come true! Just do it!)
She's gained back the pounds she lost, plus a few extra
(No, what are you waiting for?!)
Oh, must be nice, eat bonbons all day (DO IT!)
No weight, no weight, no-no-no-no-no weight (Just...)
Oh, must be nice, eat bonbons all day (DO IT! Yes you can!)
Oh, must be nice, eat bonbons all day (Just do it!)
While someone else raises your children…
(If you're tired of starting over — stop giving up!)
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Münecat

Münecat

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