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The Intermittent Fasting Song Lyrics by Münecat

2020

[Intro: Joe Rogan]
16-hour fasting window every day (huh), and I've been pretty consistent with that over the last, like, four or five months. It has a- it has a big impact, man, when y- when I eat dinner, say, if I'm done at eight o'clock, just- I just time it out, 16 hours later is when my first meal comes. […] And the amazing thing is the increase in muscle. The muscle is really the increase, the-the, um... interesting part. You change the way you eat, you change the energy you havе, you change the way you feel. It'll change your bеhavior, it'll change your choices, it'll change your ambitions, it'll change your potential. I mean, there's so many things that will change…
[Verse 1]
I remember how food used to make me feel
That full stomach feeling after a vigorous, nourishing meal
Now I feel so apathetic, despondent, paretic
I'm feeling apoplectic, I wanna be energetic again
Someone call NASA, take a photo of this black hole in my tummy
My gut is cavernous, the drought of nourishment is killing me
The cramps, the rumbles, do I have appendicitis?
But I have to do what Joe Rogan advises
[Chorus 1]
It's 12 o'clock, time for the buffet
8 hours to eat like Christmas day
Ain't no rules during feeding time
Fat, sugar, carbohydrates, all sublime
Gonna increase my muscle mass
By downing Jäger bombs straight from a pint glass
Ain't no rules during feeding time
Beer, vodka, pizza, chips, organised crime
[Verse 2]
Sitting in my room, counting down the seconds
Waiting for the time that I can go back for seconds
The beautiful feeding time is 16 hours away
Yet it beckons…
Now, it's only been four hours, yet the famine overpowers
My senses, my vision, I think I might cause a traffic collision
Gotta keep the feasting within the confines
Get better sleep and not fuck up my enzymes
Now I feel like I'm knocking on Death's door
I'm Natalie Imbruglia, lying naked on the floor
The clock's ticking slower now, is it even worth it anymore?
[Chorus 2]
It's midday, time for the banquet
Gonna eat an entire planet
Curry rice, sausages, pomegranate
Gonna dive into my lunch like a gannet
Fuck the balanced diet, it's a snacking riot
It's a daily hunger purge for your metabolism
Ain't no rules during feeding time
Chocolate cake, crisps, cannibalism!
[Outro]
Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
(Sigh) Why am I not losing any weight?
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Münecat

Münecat

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