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Act 2 Scene 3 Lyrics by Joss Whedon

Dr. Horrible’s Sing-Along Blog (Script)

2008

[In Dr. Horrible's living room. MOIST is trying to open a jar.]

[MOIST]
Kill someone?

[DR. HORRIBLE]
Would you do it? To get into the Evil League of Evil?

[MOIST]
Look at me man. I'm Moist. At my most badass I make people feel like they wanna take a shower. I'm not E.L.E. material.

[DR. HORRIBLE]
Killing's not elegant or creative. It's not my style.

[MOIST]
You've got more than enough evil hours to get into the Henchman's Union.

[DR. HORRIBLE]
Pshh, I'm not a henchman. I'm Dr. Horrible; I've got a PhD in Horribleness.

[MOIST]
Is that the new catchphrase?

[DR. HORRIBLE]
I deserve to get in; you know I do. But killing?

[MOIST]
Hourglass says she knows a kid in Iowa, grows up to be President. That'd be... big.

[DR. HORRIBLE]
I'm not gonna kill a little kid.

[MOIST]
Smother an old lady!

[DR. HORRIBLE]
Do I even know you?!

About “Act 2 Scene 3” by Joss Whedon

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