Lyrks
Lyrks
Sign In
Cover Art

High School Lyrics by Nerf Herder

My E.P.

2001

Don't bother going to class
'Cause nobody cares if you cut
And it's not smart to experiment
With Bengay on your nuts

If you ask her out and she says maybe
What she really means is "no way"
And if you try jerking off behind the back-stop
The team will be playing that day
(Oh-god)

These are the things I wish I knew
These are the things I wish I knew in high school
Yeah, these are the things I wish I knew in high school

Don't call the head jock a fag
Even if it's true
And don't hold out for that one special girl
'Cause she'll never have sex with you
(No way)

These are the things I wish I knew
These are the things I wish I knew in high school
Yeah, these are the things I wish I knew in high school

Dont let 'em see ya crying
No matter how it hurts
And nobody ever got laid
'Cause they were wearing a Rush tee shirt
(No)

These are the things I wish I knew
(I wish I knew)
These are the things I wish I knew in high school
(The things I wish I knew)
Yeah
These are the things I wish I knew in high school

About “High School” by Nerf Herder

Read the complete lyrics to "High School" by Nerf Herder from the album "My E.P." in 2001. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

"High School" is performed by Nerf Herder. from the album "My E.P." in 2001 This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "High School", explore more songs by Nerf Herder using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

View all songs and biography for Nerf Herder · Trending lyrics · Billboard Hot 100

Frequently asked questions

"High School" is credited to Nerf Herder. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"High School" appears on "My E.P." in 2001.

Visit the Nerf Herder artist page at /artist/nerf-herder for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.


Lyrks
Lyrks

Your gateway to the world of music lyrics.

Product

Features


© 2026 Lyrks. All rights reserved.