[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say you must “Get Lord Voldemort’s behind.”
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
No, no, no!
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Sorry, my lord...
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Amateur. It's "Get behind Lord Voldemort." Draco, a bad thing needs to happen, and it's up to you
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Uh, that's not what they teach us at Hogwarts
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Then maybe you need a new lesson! Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Avada Kedavra! They don't get any worse
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
It means no Harry, better call him a hearse…
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Okay, he's a hearse!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie) & Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Ha! It’s our trouble-free, artillery…
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Avada Kedavra!
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Avada Kedavra?
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Yeah. It's our favorite hex!
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
What's a hex?
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Geez, kid, what the 'hex' wrong with you? Ha ha ha!
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Ha ha ha! Good one, my lord. Draco, those two words will solve all your problems
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
That's right. Take Wormtail here… Why, when he was a young Hogwarts (student)...
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
When I was a young Hogwarts (student)
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Very nice
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Heh heh, thank you
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
He found his persona lacked a certain appeal, he was teased and abused, till he squirmed and he squealed...
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
I'm a sensitive soul, and I was so chagrined, that they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin, and oh, the shame!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
He was ashamed!
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Such a lame nickname!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Yeah, Wormtail's pretty lame
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
And I wanted to quit...
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
How did ya feel?
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Well, I felt like…
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids!
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Oh. Sorry
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie) & Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Avada Kedavra! So nicely depraved! Avada Kedavra!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Even though you don't shave (yet)
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
It means no Harry, he'll go straight to the grave
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Yeah, sing it kid!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie) & Draco (Jace McLain):]
It's our recipe...
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
For anarchy...
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie), Wormtail (Kyle Thorne), & Draco (Jace McLain):]
Avada Kedavra!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Welcome to the dark side
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
You're all killers?
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
We kill whoever we want
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Yup! Turn 'em into rump roasts!
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
That's beautiful!
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad!
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
I'm so angry I could kill a house-elf
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Heh… we don’t need a house-elf killed… yet
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
An owl?
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Nuh-uh
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Harry Potter?!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
No, he's mine! Listen, if you're going be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. And there's one fella that REALLY needs to… go away
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Oooh, who’s that?
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
A certain headmaster… who did you think?
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Ohhhh…. Wow…
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Oh yeah… I hope you're not chicken
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Unforgivable, yet satisfying!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
This is a rare opportunity
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Mmm hmmm
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Mmmm… he'll die with a very pleasant crunch
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
You'll learn to love it!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
I'm tellin' you, kid, this is the great life. No rules, no accountability… Oooh! The little muggle kind. And best of all… we're all pure-blood!
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Ahem…
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
That is, except me. Well, kid?
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Oh, well…
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Hey! Don't point that at me!
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Avada Kedavra!
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Aaagh!
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Unforgivable, yet satisfying
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
That's it!
[Draco (Jace McLain) & Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada --
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore's in his grave
[Draco (Jace McLain), Voldemort (Steve Goodie), & Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Love to hear them scream, in that flash of green...
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Avada Kedavra!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie) & Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Avada Kedavra! Ooo ooo ooo…
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Avada Kedavra! Ha ha ha ha!
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Ah... ooo ooo…
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
That's right… it's the circle of death…
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Avada Kedavra!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
Be prepared… can you feel the death tonight?
[Wormtail (Kyle Thorne):]
My hand hurts…
[Draco (Jace McLain):]
Avada Kedavra!
[Voldemort (Steve Goodie):]
I just can't wait to be king! King… King Voldemort… that's, that's me… King Voldemort!
