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Avada Kedavra (Uncensored Mix) Lyrics by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

Heady Exxxplosions: 2009​-​2012

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Wormtail: Draco, at times like this, we Death Eaters say you must “Get Lord Voldemort’s behind.”
Voldemort: No. No. No
Wormtail: Sorry my lord...
Voldemort: Amateur. It's “Get behind Lord Voldemort.” Draco, a bad thing needs to happen, and it’s up to you
Draco: That’s not what they teach us at Hogwarts
Voldemort: Then maybe you need a new lesson! Avada Kedavra! What a wonderful curse
Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! They don’t get any worse
Voldemort: It means no Harry, better call him a hearse…
Wormtail: Okay… he’s a hearse!
Voldemort and Wormtail: Ha! It’s our trouble-free, artillery…
Voldemort: Avada Kеdavra!
Draco: Avada Kedavra?
Wormtail: Yeah. It's our favorite hеx!
Draco: What's a hex?
Voldemort: Geez kid, what the hex wrong with you? Ha ha ha!
Wormtail: Ha ha ha! Good one, my lord. Draco, those two words will solve all your problems
Voldemort: That's right. Take Wormtail here… Why, when he was a young Hogwarts (student)...
Wormtail: When I was a young Hogwarts (student)
Voldemort: Very nice
Wormtail: Heh heh, thank you
Voldemort: He found his persona lacked a certain appeal, he was teased and abused, till he squirmed and he squealed...
Wormtail: I'm a sensitive soul, and I was so chagrined, that they put me in Gryffindor, and not Slytherin, and oh, the shame!
Voldemort: He was ashamed!
Wormtail: Such a lame nickname!
Voldemort: Yeah, Wormtail’s pretty lame
Wormtail: And I wanted to quit...
Voldemort: How did ya feel?
Wormtail: Well, I felt like shit!
Voldemort: Hey! Wormy! Not in front of the kids!
Wormtail: Oh. Sorry
Voldemort and Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! So nicely depraved! Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: Even though you don’t shave (yet)
Draco: It means no Harry, he’ll go straight to the grave
Voldemort: Yeah, sing it kid!
Voldemort and Draco: It's our recipe...
Wormtail: For anarchy...
All: Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: Welcome to the dark side
Draco: You’re all killers?
Voldemort: We kill whoever we want
Wormtail: Yup! Turn 'em into rump roasts!
Draco: That’s beautiful!
Wormtail: That Order of the Phoenix makes me so mad!
Draco: I’m so angry I could kill a house-elf
Voldemort: Heh… we don’t need a house-elf killed… yet
Draco: An owl?
Voldemort: Nuh-uh
Draco: Harry Potter?!
Voldemort: No, he’s mine! Listen, if you’re going be a Death Eater, you have to act like a Death Eater. And there’s one fella that REALLY needs to… go away
Draco: Oooh, who’s that?
Voldemort: A certain headmaster… who did you think?
Draco: Ohhhh…. Wow…
Voldemort: Oh yeah… I hope you’re not chicken
Wormtail: Unforgivable, yet satisfying!
Voldemort: This is a rare opportunity
Wormtail: Mmm hmmm
Voldemort: Mmmm… he’ll die with a very pleasant crunch
Wormtail: You’ll learn to love it!
Voldemort: I’m tellin’ you kid, this is the great life. No rules, no accountability… Oooh! The little muggle kind. And best of all… we’re all pureblood!
Wormtail: Ahem…
Voldemort: That is, except me. Well, kid?
Draco: Oh well…
Wormtail: Hey! Don’t point that at me!
Draco: Avada Kedavra!
Wormtail: Aaagh!
Draco: Unforgivable, yet satisfying
Voldemort: That’s it!
Draco and Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada --
Draco: It means no Wormy, and Dumbledore’s in his grave
All: Love to hear them scream, in that flash of green...
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort and Wormtail: Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra! Avada Kedavra!
Draco: Avada Kedavra! Ooo ooo ooo…
Voldemort: Avada Kedavra! Ha ha ha ha!
Draco: Ah... ooo ooo…
Voldemort: That’s right… it’s the circle of death…
Draco: Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: Be prepared… can you feel the death tonight?
Wormtail: My hand hurts…
Draco: Avada Kedavra!
Voldemort: I just can’t wait to be king! King… King Voldemort… that’s, that’s me… King Voldemort!

About “Avada Kedavra (Uncensored Mix)” by Nuclear Bubble Wrap

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