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It’s Time To Take a Shit on the Company​’​s Dime Lyrics by Obscurest Vinyl

2024

[Intro]
Fuck yeah
It’s time
To take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by
[Chorus]
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
[Verse]
I knew my boss would spy on me
So I pissed on the floor to make it slippery
He tried to run really fast into the stall
But he slipped on my piss and smashed his balls
I said “Holy shit, he might be dead”
As I walked over his body with my wiener and balls all hanging out
He screamed “You’re fucking toast!”
I called the police and told them that my boss was trying to install a glory hole
While I was trying to take a dump
So I pissed on him in self defense
And my boss got arrested
Cool!
[Chorus]
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
[Musical Interlude]
[Pre-Bridge]
Fuck yeah
It’s time
To take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hanging dong as the time flies by, hey hey!
[Bridge]
It’s time to take a shit on the company’s dime
I don’t even have to shit sometimes
I'm just hanging dong
As the time flies by
[Outro]
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
Paid
To shit!
And as the time flies by!
Getting paid to shit
Getting paid to wipe
The best 45 minutes of my fuckin’ life
Cool!
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Obscurest Vinyl

Obscurest Vinyl

About “It’s Time To Take a Shit on the Company​’​s Dime” by Obscurest Vinyl

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