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This Baptism Fucking Blows (Dunk the Kid Already) Lyrics by Obscurest Vinyl

2024

I’m so fucking bored
Hey! Father O’Malley
You can shut the fuck up any time now
I put my feet up on the pew
Open up a titty mag
The fuck else am I supposed to do?
You know I gotta look at some dope-ass titties
Oh for fucks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity bitch
Flipping her wig
So I scream
Just fuckin’ dunk the kid already
I’ve been holding in a massive shit, ya know
Jesus Christ! Is this ever gonna end?
This baptism fucking blows
I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism fucking blows
Amen
Oh for fucks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity bitch
Flipping her wig!
So I scream
Just fuckin’ dunk the kid already
Just fuckin’ dunk the kid already
I’ve been holding in a massive shit, ya know
Jesus Christ! Is this ever gonna end?
This baptism fucking blows
I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism fucking blows
Amen! Amen
Hey! Father O’Malley
You can shut the fuck up any time now
I put my feet up on the pew
Open up a titty mag
The fuck else am I supposed to do?
Oh for fucks sake
Now I can’t even light a cig
Without some uppity bitch
Flipping her wig
This baptism fucking blows
I said
Jesus Christ
This baptism fucking blows
Amen

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