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Mark Critch Lyrics by Ororo Mohawk

wing ZERO

2018

BMW

BIG METIS WOMAN

STICK A LIT WICK IN MY SHIT CAUSE I LOVE SCENTED CANDLES
ALL OF MY BOYFRIENDS' MOUSTACHES HAVE HAD HANDLES
YOU KNOW I GOT A TINY PAYNUS LIKE DERICK LENGWENUS
IF ALL MEN ARE DOGS CAN I SNIFF YA ANUS?
YEAH MY PASTA'S AL DENTE MY FRUITS ARE FERMENTE
AND ALL THE FLY GIRLS SAY A-WEIRD IS CALIENTE
CELESTIAL SEASONINGS SLEEPY TIME TEA
I STAY WOKE BITCH SO IT'S NONE FOR ME
SELF-DETERMINATION IS THE BASIS OF A NATION'S GREATNESS SHOW NO PATIENCE WHEN I'M TAKIN THESE PAYCHECKS POLITICS'S FANFICS: I ADVOCATE GAY SEX
SHE TEXTIN MIXED MESSAGES BLOWIN UP MY PHONE
BUT BABY GIRL SO SWEET SHE COULD HOST ON THE ZONE
SHE GOT A BANNOCK BUM, SAY SHE FROM THE DEH CHO
SO I LOOKED RIGHT IN HER EYES AND PLAYED SHAWN DESMAN'S 'LET'S GO'

TAKE A SHIT IN A BOWL AND EAT IT LIKE ICE CREAM
MY TINY PENIS SO STANKY IT BE MAKIN YA WIFE SCREAM
YOU'RE SPEECHLESS
YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TA ANSWER TA
THE SPIRITUAL SUCCESSOR TO JERU THE DAMAJA
SO NOW I MIGHT HAVE TO GET ON THIS MIC TO MICROMANAGE YA
YER SPONGEBOB AT HIS APERTURE (KRABS: "YOU UNDERSTAND-AGER?")
I'M CALLIN IT EARLY SO CASH IN YA CHIPS
YOUR 11TH HOUR'S REDUCED TO 22 MINUTES LIKE MARK CRITCH

HARLAN PEPPER'S SLINGIN SHOTS, THE BARTENDER'S GOT A MULLET
LET'S TAKE OUT A $20 AND LIVE LIFE TO THE FULLEST
YEAH I SQUAT LIKE A GOPNIK AT A HOT TOPIC
ROCK LIKE A ROCKET IN THE FRONT OF MY POCKET
FRAUD LIKE KENNETH BRANAUGH'S GILDEROY LOCKHART
WHEN MY ASS GETS ITCHY I WIPE IT ON A POST
(WHICH EVERY NOW AND THEN GETS POSSESSED BY GHOSTS)
MY GYNECOLOGIST SUGGESTED I BECOME CHINESE
WHEN I FINALLY RELENTED SHE SAID, 'HERE TAKE THESE.'
I SWISHED MY PISS IN A CUP POPPED THE PILLS IN N SWIGGED IT NEXT THING Y'KNOW I STARTED TO FEEL REAL LITERATE

WO HEN GUI GUI ["I AM FANCY"]
WO DE LUSHT DE NU'ER SHI'ER SUI ["MY LAWYER'S DAUGHTER IS TWELVE YEARS OLD"]
WO SHENGCHU KAFEI ["I GIVE BIRTH TO COFFEE"]
TA HE ["SHE DRINKS"]
WO XIAO TA ["I LAUGH AT HER"]
WO DE LINGHUN SHI HEISE DE ["MY SOUL IS BLACK"]

I'M GUY MARIANO DOIN NOSEGRINDS ON PIANOS
I'M A FAT FUCK I PULL UP TONY SOPRANO
IGNORAMUSES ARE ASKIN WHETHER OR NOT I'M FAMOUS
SO I REPHRASE THE QUERY BACK INTO THEY ANUS
MY GRANDPAPPY WAS HAPPY WITH THE WAY I CLAP SLAPPYS
HE'S AN EMOTIONAL TREE: HIS CONGRATZ WAS SAPPY
LIKE A DIRECTIONLESS BAKERY I MAKE TOO MUCH BREAD
YOU AT A CORRECTIONS FACILITY GIVIN INMATES HEAD

DAMN NEAR GOT ARRESTED ON GOVERNMENT PROPERTY
BUT THE COMPTROLLER GENERAL KNEW THERE JUST AIN'T NO STOPPIN ME
$44O MILL CHARGED TO THE CORPORATE CREDIT CARD
TOLD SHORTY TO CHILL AND SO I SENT HER TO REDDI-MART

I GOT BEAUTIFUL IMAGERY LIKE KHALEESI'S SUPPLE BREASTS
I LITERALLY SPIT COLOURS #BAEBEA, NOTHIN BUT THE BEST DON'T BELIEVE ME LAHEY? #D1DCFF
CLAPPIN AND RAPPIN DACTYLIC TETRAMETER
WHAT'S HAPPENED IS I'M INVESTED IN ARRESTIN YOU AMATEURS
I'M INTERNATIONALLY KNOWN FOR EATIN PIZZA
FURTHERMORE I'M FAMOUS FOR DEFEATIN FRIEZA
YEAH I GOT MORE RHYMES THAN THE PLANET'S GOT TOMATOES I'M HIGH CLASS CREAM LIKE SEAFOOD ALFREDO
YOU GOT A PEDOPHILE UNCLE AND HE'S OUT TO MOLEST ME
RAP GAME KFC: I WIELD THE MYTHICAL RECIPE
DOIN MENTAL BACKFLIPS LIKE TISH KATSUFRAKIS
I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE FACE WITH A GODDAMN CACTUS

About “Mark Critch” by Ororo Mohawk

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"Mark Critch" appears on "wing ZERO" in 2018.

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