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Not-so Secret Santa (Interlude) Lyrics by Christmas Queens

Christmas Queens 2

2016

[Jackie Beat]
Dinner was delicious but I'm most excited about Secret Santa
[Manila Luzon]
Me too
[Ivy Winters]
I love playing Secret Santa
[Jiggly Caliente]
I know
[Thorgy Thor]
I know we can't talk about who we got but Jiggly who did you get?
[Everybody laughs]
[Jiggly Caliente]
I got Phi Phi and I got cold
[Thorgy Thor]
You got her coal?
[Jiggly Caliente]
Cold
[Thorgy Thor]
I love it, I got Sharon and I got her a crucifix
[Alaska Thunderfuck]
I got Katya Zamolodchikova
[Manila Luzon]
Oh you know, there's an ointment for that
So I've heard
[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Manila, who did you pick for Secret Santa?
[Manila Luzon]
Uhm, I picked myself
[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Oh
[Manila Luzon]
Yeah, so I got myself a new pair of crocs and a pair of cargo shorts
[Jackie Beat]
What?
[Manila Luzon]
Yeah, I love re-gifting
[Alaska Thunderfuck]
Who did you get, Jackie?
[Jackie Beat]
Oh, I got Michelle Visage
[Alaska Thunderfuck]
What'd you get her? I won't tell
[Jackie Beat]
Ok, I got her the steak of the Month Club
[Manila Luzon]
Ooh, that's a good one but you know Michelle Visage is a vegan, right?
[Jackie Beat]
Yeah, more meat for me!
[Manila Luzon]
Oh, smart, that's smart
[Pandora Boxx]
Oh my god, I got Detox
I'm so excited because I've got her a twink for Christmas
I know that's exactly what she wanted
[Everybody]
Best gift ever!
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Christmas Queens

Christmas Queens

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