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Sausages Lyrics by Patto

Monkey’s Bum

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I think I'll set fire to my hotel bedroom
Just to prove that I can set fire to my hotel bedroom
And then I'll throw all my furniture out of the window
Just to show that I can throw all my furniture out of the window, yeah

I ain't gonna climb no banana tree
Hold out to get my head pulled off
I don't expect anybody to stand on me
When I'm swirling round the world
And I'm feeling so good with a stomach
Full of grey meat from the aeroplane, aeroplane
Don't cry cos it's all in vain
Excuse me while I go insane, while I go insane

I think I'll, think I'll put on slinking gym costumes to kill the sunrise
Just to show that I know something about chemistry, how to mate
What the number four is and then I'll assassinate the room service kitchen maid
Just to show what a drunken man will do if he does not get paid

Well I can flood the basement or set fire to the hotel
And cause a new mountain of garbage
I don't expect nobody to stand on me
When I'm swirling round the world
And I'm feeling so good with a stomach
Full of grey meat from the aeroplane, oh yeah
Don't cry cos it's all in vain
Excuse me while I go insane, while I go insane

Think I'll sell my story to the sitting nature woman
Just to show that I wouldn't stoop too low to corrupt the youth
And then I'll go down to the lobby and hang myself dead
Just to show that I would rather die than lose, oh this bread

I didn't tell the LA police
That everybody was smoking coke
I don't expect nobody to stand on me
When I'm swirling round the world
Feeling so good with a stomach
Full of grey meat from the aeroplane
Don't cry cos it's all in vain
Excuse me while I go insane, while I go insane
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Patto

Patto

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"Sausages" is credited to Patto. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Sausages" appears on "Monkey’s Bum".

Visit the Patto artist page at /artist/patto for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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