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Drake & Josh Season 5 Lyrics by Poon Patrol

Poon Patrol 2

2016

[Intro]
Are you the CEO of Nickelodeon?
How the shit did you get in here?
Shut the fuck up real quick, I have a pitch for the new season of Drake & Josh
[Verse 1]
Drake & Josh Season 5
God damn it's good to be alive
Episode 1, Drake is countin' cash
Josh is smokin' on that hash
All of a sudden, Megan bursts through the door
Her character is replaced by a 30 year old whore
It came to their shock that she didn't even knock
Here Drake, hold on this blunt
God damn Josh, I hate this cunt
Megan whispers something into Drake's ear
It's something that he wished he'd never hear
Megan said Josh called her mom a slut
He walked in with two thumbs in her butt
Drake is pissed, very very pissed
Drake swings at Josh and then he missed
Drake pins him on the ground or so it seems
He looks at Josh, and then he screams
'I'm gonna stick my thumb in your eye'
And then he says 'You're not my real bro, time to die!'
[Chorus]
Drake & Josh havin' a good time
They're gonna change the world, they're gonna get the girl
They're gonna feed the squirrel
Drake & Josh havin' a fine time
They're gonna change the world, they're gonna get the girl
They're gonna go insane
[Verse 2]
Drake & Josh Season 5
God damn it's good to be alive
Episode 2, Josh is takin' a poo
Drake walks in 'Hey bro, what it do?'
Josh is still pissed about Drake kicking his ass
So he rips a turd right out of his ass
Josh flings his shit into Drake's face
It hit Drake's mouth and he gets a taste
Drake is pissed and he has to get even
He puts his hand in his ass to get even
Drake rips out a real big turd
He sticks it in his mouth, how absurd
Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating shit
Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating shit
Jokes on Josh, Drake loves eating shit
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Drake & Josh Season 5
God damn, it's good to be alive
Episode 3, do you wanna hang with me?
Drake you're gonna love what you're about to see
Drake is supposed to meet him behind the house
On the way there he sees a mouse
When he opens that door he gets a surprise
Hello Drake, welcome to your life's demise
Yard is on fire and he hears Megan's screams
This is darker than Drake's wildest dreams
He whips a pistol from between his ass cheeks
And he obliterates fat Josh before he speaks
The ground gives way beneath his feet
And Drake would fall to his death that he'd meet
I saw it all happen, it was nuts
I saw them fling the shit out of their butts
I was the mouse on the way behind the house
My name is Rattatouie and I want you to know
Drake & Josh is my least favorite show
Those motherfuckers just had to go
[Chorus] x 3
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
I hate you!
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!
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Poon Patrol

Poon Patrol

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