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Jokerman Font Lyrics by Poon Patrol

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[Intro]
Are you tired of having no friends?
Are you tired of everyone thinking you're fat and ugly?
Are you tired of not being funny or attractive?
Well we have the solution for you, just use Jokerman font!
Everyone will love you, you'll get a lot of friends... with Jokerman font!
...you'll be attractive and won't be fat anymore because it'll starve you to death
And you won't have to be bulimic like your bitch older sister
[Hook]
You can be a douche if that's what you want
Sure, go ahead; don't use Jokerman font
You can use Comic Sans if it's what you need
But stay away from me. And my family
I used to use Comic Sans and get ignored by the ladies
Now I use Jokerman and drive a Mercedes
Times New Roman? More like "suck my dick."
Best font of all time: Jokerman's my pick
The worst font of all time: Probably Cooper Black
I'm not racist, it's just uber whack
[Hook]
Wingdings is the biggest chink font of the year
The guy who thought of Wingdings must have been queer
One day Wingdings came knocking at my door
It gave drugs to my kids and made my wife a whore
Suddenly, Jokerman came out of the blue
"Hey Wingdings... fuck you."
[Hook x2]
Jokerman, Jokerman, Jokerman, Jokerman
Jokerman, Jokerman, Jokerman, Jokerman
'eah
[Outro]
You are now cleansed of the sins of lesser fonts
Does it feel better already?
Thank you for listening, and remember:
Jokerman is watching
Credits
Poon Patrol

Poon Patrol

About “Jokerman Font” by Poon Patrol

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"Jokerman Font" appears on "Poon Patrol".

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