[Intro]
RAP BATTLE!
CREEPYPASTAS
VS!
SLASHERS
BEGIN!
[Verse 1: Slender Man, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, and All]
Time for something scarier than your average horror story
It's Slendy, Jeff, and Jack, gonna make this battle gory
Without me putting people to sleep, you'd be out of a job Freddy!
No nightmare you've got ready will come close to scaring me
You're old news, just check your hundreds of reboots, see?
If I had eyes, I'd never watch your long, tedious movies!
We'll slice up your raps like bodies, it'll be quite the cutting
Let's tag team and show these freaks what we mean by bloody!
I'll spit on you geezers like I did Jane the Stripper
Rip out both your kidneys, then feast on your liver
We will be standing waiting to murder, we're going to make you even more ugly
And cut that mask into a grin, sonny!
We spawned a whole cult following, you just started cliches
You wouldn't even have a kill count if it weren't for branches in the way!
You seem to be smart, did you know that the winners are near?
It's the creepypasta team that makes the world shake in fear!
[Verse 2: Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, and All]
Looks like the time has come again for the true horror's arise
We're the original nightmares making people piss their pants and cry!
I'm spitting more rhymes than our movies were trending
This is gonna be a bloodbath, better start surrendering
We can easily take you on, and most of us don't even talk
You can't step to me Slendy, you're too lazy to walk!
Get good sleep tonight, you'll get nightmares from my street
Friday is the day these whiny teens will meet their defeat!
We bought life to the 80s, hell, we made the 90s better
Your tales are written by emo kids with no lives whatsoever
Even adults check under the bed, you just startle let's players!
You're gonna wish for God's mouth when you're saying your prayers!
You're bringing something awful onto yourself, Slendy! And those kids you bought with?
They can't even be badasses without some sappy origin!
We murder like no others, and there's no other place to run away
Whether it be your camp, street, or home, nothing is safe!
[Verse 3: Various other Creepypastas]
Ready for Round 2? It's time to make you bitches scream!
I may look cute, but it's time to reveal my true killer instinct
Challenging us to a battle? You Shouldn't Have Done That at all
I'll throw you on the bed and blow your brains out on my wall!
It's time for a sweet meal, so don't die on us yet!
Your fame fell faster than when I was sucked out of a jet
Stick around for the show, so we can turn these old-timers to blood!
BBVR says you guys are killing 'cause your family showed no love
Screw the Nether, I'm a creature of hell, so don't test me
It's-a infamous slaughter party, we've even got our own wiki!
We are gods of horror, you're all just a bunch of crazies
It's natural that slashers lose to us, put you to sleep like Dashie!
Your long backstories make me Groen, no one gives a crap!
Prepare to be shocked! Point of Advice: You won't survive our raps
It's hyper-realistically obvious that you'll meat with terrible fates
We'll all bring a death that's even worse than opening Zalgo's gates!
[Verse 4: Various other Slashers]
Okay, I'm breaking the silence, time to start the massacre right now!
You'll get a phone call and then next thing, all your blood will be spilling out
Welcome to hell, where you'll understand the true meaning of suffering
I was dicing on throats long before your YouTube videos were buffering!
You'll be fighting for your lives, and I'm not playing a game
I prefer Silence from these Lambs before they're gutted and slain
It may be true that we're psychos, but it's as clear as the blood on our hands
That it's not frightening at all you're probably our number 1 fans!
I'm vile, I'm getting angry, I'll rip you apart!
Now sit down for your haircuts with an extra stabbing to your hearts
I kill teens like you for leisure! I won't let my dinner run!
I'll make your doom creative and the rivers run red with your blood
Your demise for a sweet pie, now I'll end this game we're playing
I'm done with cutting you "slack", we're spitting like a shower scene
King trumps MCP any day! Hellraising, so don't fret!
Cause we're the OG horror stars, you're just baby shit on the internet!
[Verse 5: Slender Man, Jeff the Killer, Eyeless Jack, and All]
I'm stealing so many of Myers' victims, he'd try to sue me!
And his legacy's so tarnished, they put him in Call of Duty!
We bring a new meaning to terror, now give up and I'll eat your kidneys
I'll end this quick and chop on your throats, but that'd be too easy!
This isn't even a fair rap battle, it's just a mercy killing
This isn't a Tim Burton flick, dicks, I found Goosebumps more thrilling!
Teens'll kill the killers, a classic story reversal
We're the best names in horror cause our raps hit Universal!
[Verse 6: Jason Vorhees, Freddy Krueger, Michael Myers, and All]
Sure, we've got tons of dicks, but all your "Slender" games blow
We actually know how to scare without hacked games and kids shows!
If you call yourselves horror icons, it's a comedic contradiction!
With your horrible cosplay and disgusting fanfiction...
You think you're so tough? I rip through proxies like Mortal Kombat!
And when it comes to killers Jack, we prefer the one who laughs
We're unstoppable, wouldn't even show mercy for families' sake
You can run, but you can't hide! It's already too late!
[Outro]
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU DECIDE!
STAY TUNED FOR THE NEXT RAP BATTLE! WOAH!
