MILES EDGEWORTH [spoken]: We call Ms. Vasquez to the stand DEE VASQUEZ [sung]: My name is Dee Vasquez I am a producer For Global Studios EDGEWORTH: On the day of the murder You were in the second studio... VASQUEZ: Yes, as everyone here knows You will find that my alibi is airtight We were trapped at the studio, you see Mr. Monkey had fallen, and he was not cleared Until a half an hour after three Nobody left the studio Though we did take one 15 minute break That was at 2:30, we sat next to the van Then Sal and I each had a T-bone steak PHOENIX WRIGHT [desk slam, spoken]: OBJECTION! VASQUEZ: Don't bang on your desk. It irritates me PHOENIX: Right, well...You say you ate a T-bone steak, but I say you did not! Recall the state of the scene beside the van where you claim to have had your lunch – [sung] You’d think a T-bone steak would have left a bone there But your plates at the studio were bare! VASQUEZ [spoken]: Very clever, Mr. Wright. But what does that mean? What are you insinuating? PHOENIX: Insinuating? Well... [sung] Since we know you were not Eating your lunch with Sal I submit to the court, that you, Dee Vasquez Killed Jack Hammer yourself! EDGEWORTH [spoken]: Wright!! What kind of stunt— VASQUEZ: What did I just say? Let him claim what he wants...Mr. Wright [sung] You say that I did it? [spoken] Very well [sung] Let us have a battle of wits! First please consider The Samurai Spear Quite a large weapon, as you see How could I, a woman of small stature Use such a thing— PHOENIX [spoken]: I think you could— VASQUEZ: I am speaking! PHOENIX: Ngr... VASQUEZ [sung]: The victim was stabbed through the front Of his costume, am I not right? That means he saw me coming The "Steel Samurai" How on Earth could I win that fight? PHOENIX [spoken]: Well, actually... I'd like to withdraw my previous claim You couldn't use the spear as we can see VASQUEZ [sung]: I told you, I'm not guilty! PHOENIX [spoken]: I didn't say that VASQUEZ: What on earth do you mean? PHOENIX: The murder weapon...wasn't the spear! [sung] Just that morning in rehearsal The spear had broken clean in two! There was no time for a professional repair – The costume it could not have pierced through! EDGEWORTH [spoken]: Wright! What are you— VASQUEZ: SILENCE! [sung] My testimony will be heard Mr. Wright, if what you say is true Then what, pray tell What weapon do you think I used? PHOENIX: Take a look at this photo... The weapon is right here! JUDGE [spoken]: The fence post? Why...there's a man impaled there! PHOENIX [sung]: Five years ago there was an accident here at the studio Not a word of it was to be leaked to the outside What happened there five years ago... Has happened here again VASQUEZ: How interesting...If this is true Then tell me how I could have moved The body back to Studio 1 all the way from Studio 2 I only had fifteen minutes to change him and then move How could I have done that, Wright? PHOENIX: It's simple— [spoken] And you know that it’s true [sung] There was no need for you to carry the body Please recall your own testimony! The studio van was parked off to the side All you had to do was put the body in and drive! VASQUEZ [spoken]: Hm...You're more clever than I thought. Alright. You win. It was fun PHOENIX: I...win?
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