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Everything’s Big Lyrics by Redd Foxx

I Ain’t Lied Yet

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There was a guy who was down in Texas, and he walked in the bar
And he said, "Give me a drink of booze there, bartender"
And bartender said, "Down here, everything is big, when you order one, you order a double"
So guy said, "Okay, give me a double then"
He downed it and had three or four, six more, and he moved, "Give me a beer"
Bartender set two beers in front of him and said, "Everything's big down here, we do it big
If you order one, you get two beers" "Okay then"
He said, "Which way is the toilet?"
Bartender said, "You go back here and turn right at the third door"
This guy went back, he turned left at the third door and walked into an area where the swimming pool was
He didn't know, he just fell right in it
And the bartender heard all this noise and ran back there and looked out the door
He said, "Hey, wait...", the guy then says, "Look, don't flush it, don't flush it!"

And another couple, a married couple—we have a lot of those...
What are you reading there? Hmm?
Don't make fun, hell, everybody gotta try to start somewhere
Would you rather see me here or in the park choking white babies?
You rather see me coming into your home on television or through the window?
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Redd Foxx

About “Everything’s Big” by Redd Foxx

Read the complete lyrics to "Everything’s Big" by Redd Foxx from the album "I Ain’t Lied Yet". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Live, Comedy, Non-Music.

"Everything’s Big" is performed by Redd Foxx. from the album "I Ain’t Lied Yet" This page provides the full lyric text for fans who want to sing along, study the songwriting, or compare versions across releases. Lyrks organizes lyrics by artist and song slug so you can bookmark and share a stable URL. Music lyrics help listeners connect with emotion, narrative, and rhythm in a track. Whether you are learning English, researching a favorite chorus, or preparing for karaoke, having accurate line breaks and section labels (verse, chorus, bridge) makes the experience easier. We link to the official artist profile on Lyrks where available, including biography snippets, top songs, and chart placements when we have that data. If you enjoy "Everything’s Big", explore more songs by Redd Foxx using the links below. Chart and trending pages on Lyrks highlight what listeners are searching for this week. For copyright or correction requests, see our DMCA and contact pages.

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"Everything’s Big" is credited to Redd Foxx. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Everything’s Big" appears on "I Ain’t Lied Yet".

Visit the Redd Foxx artist page at /artist/redd-foxx for biography, popular tracks, and links to more lyric pages.

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