Verse 1
My name is Reyes and I hope I don't sound too heinous when I say this Damien but that was a weak ass diss
No one's ever called me out so I'm curious if you're on cannabis 'cause if you think you're gonna win this battle, you're delirious
Am I using too many big words?
I'm sorry, ignoramus
At least you know what my name is
It's funny that you talk about my height
Don't get too close 'cause I just might bite even if it isn't right
What's your height going to do in a lyrical fight?
Everyone knows I'm disabled but do you really think I want to be labeled?
You know better than to call me crippled or I'll pop you like a pimple
It's just that simple
Tom Riddle fiddling with his name to make "Lord Voldemort"
Rapping until I hurt my vocal cords and my throat is sore
Furthermore, if you're keeping score that's 5 more points for Gryffindor (haha)
You said I smelled like a zoo how Elementary of you
Don't you understand that this is what the fuck I do?
Use your brain and stay in your lane boy before you end up getting destroyed
If your friends want to come at me I got something for them too
You must think you're in school since you're grading your raps
Hope you know when you're talking nobody gives a crap
Sanity is the ability to think and behave in a normal or rational manner so your opinion on my rap skills does not matter
Don't you know I consider myself the Mexican Marshall Mathers?
So allow me to deliver your loss on a silver platter
Think you're funny but I'm the one with the knee slappers
Generation of the mumble rappers
Grown men who sound like they need diapers
I don't make hits I make bangers
Throw up 2 middle fingers to my haterz
Nice try trying to diss but I bet you hate yours
Say I don't have fans but that isn't true
I got more than you
Like I said this is what I do so when you make verse 2 have one of your rapper friends help you
Write it and practice it before you post it 'cause if it's not legit I won't be responding to it
Truth be told this battle I think I already done won it
Hook
My remix to the ABCs
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, somebody shoulda told you not to fuck with me H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, 'cause now I have to kill you lyrically
Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z
Now that you know not to fuck with me
Next time won't you sing with me?
Verse 2
It's the second verse so you know it gets worse
I don't mean to be rude but how dare this no mustache having ass dude talk shit to me
Looking like a shaved pussy
Damien quit playing
I have cerebral palsy so yeah given my situation, of course, I fall 24/7
You're not worth my time for an explanation
I read the second verse and all you're doing is bitchin'
Like a female when I call her honey Knowing damn well I ain't flirtin'
I see you're still talkin' better shut up for somebody puts their cock in
It probably wouldn't matter to you because you like men
That's probably why you called me a small faggot
Bro, it's 2019 come out the closet
I promise you won't regret it
Just don't be one of those homosexuals who keep it a secret
I've been doing this rapping shit for a minute
10 years so allow me to cry crocodile tears
My vocabulary is very high like Snoop on New Year's
I ain't your average savage
Dude I don't mean to be rude but you might as well drop out of this battle like a miscarriage
Don't be mad or I'll go to the store and pick you up a maxi pad
Would it be better if I wrote a letter?
Start rapping like a Mumble rapper so I can finally get a producer?
Saying Gucci gang after everythang?
Fuck that, I'd rather be getting a lot of brain from a thot
Ain't never going to change
I bet that went over your head like a roof
You're looking like a big ass goof
You probably graduated 'cause you're hated
How's it feel to be defeated?
That's kind of odd 'cause I never referenced myself as the god of rap
Take a nap 'cause you're confusing me with Slim Shady
Wonder what it would sound like if he dissed me
"Reyes Celaya is a liar he doesn't spit that fire
Motherfucker should have stayed in choir
If rapping is what he desires I'll beat him with a handful of pliers while he and Christopher Reeve are shining my tires"
Thanks, Marshall
You'll never smack the grin off my face 'cause I like to get in under people's skin
You post more pictures on Facebook than women
Ignorant? Thanks for the compliment
I actually think I was Heaven Sent
The New Boyz must be back in work
Because he said " you're a jerk"
"I got trashy Brothers like you to throw out"
Look everyone little Damia is angry
It must be that time of the month where he bleeds out his coochie
I guess that maxi pad came in handy
Told you not to call me out bro
Did you listen though?
No
I just made you my bitch so you're the one that needs the pity
Since you're a man take this loss with dignity and stop coming after me because this battle is over like 2000 BC
Call me John Cena ''cause you can't see me
I feel like I'm leaving a murder scene 'cause I just killed you lyrically
You know what I mean?
I feel like my mind just made a masterpiece
Rest in peace
I feel like Casey Anthony 'cause I made it and I killed it
Now like her imma my conceal it in a shoe box and send it down the river
Hook
My remix to the ABCs
A, B, C, D, E, F, G, somebody shoulda told you not to fuck with me H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, 'cause now I have to kill you lyrically
Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z
Now that you know not to fuck with me
Next time won't you sing with me?
Outro
Sorry for all the savagery but I told you not to diss me
Maybe next time you'll listen to me
Before I put down this pen I'd like to shoutout some of my fans
To my number one fan Christina Ybarra
Thanks for always supporting me Sweetie
Jacqueline Medina, I love you mija
Don't forget to put butter them biscuits
To CoSandra Majors, the beautiful Queen of mind ya bidness, hon, don't forget to snap them fingas (haha)
Marissa Morales, I love you to the moon and back but you already know that from that "Marissa's Song" track
Kortnee Gill, you hella chill and funny honey
Remember the time I thought no one heard me?
These biatches are crazy (haha)
Apparently I need to try out comedy 'cause Cor Ina thinks I'm funny as hell
All I need to do is tell her what makes me angry and she burst out laughing like crazy
It's all right honey, I live to make people happy
I know y'all love me
I mean what would y'all do without me?
