[Intro]
This is the emergency alert system. This is not a test. I repeat, this is not a test. Our planet is slowly coming to an end. At 12:09AM eastern daylight time, top scientists and astronauts scientists have confirmed the existence of a black hole in our solar system. There is almost a 100% chance that the black hole will envelop the solar system. The black hole will reach planet Earth within the next 12 hours. Humanity is experiеncing its impending doom. There is no placе available to escape, there is no reason to stay calm. Gather your loved ones and pray for our final moments together, kill yourself
[Verse 1]
Time is up, everyone, your lives are over
12-21-12, the day the Mayans spoke of
Cizin gave the message when a lightning bolt struck
All humans must die in violent explosions
The Earth now orbits at a high speed motion
Gets ya dizzy like addictions to Ibuprofen
Ya might need some to keep on ya toes, son
When the fault line opens as oceans enter erosion
Hold up, 'cause even with a stay at home order
Or under foreclosure, you're prone to exposure
Just believe in the afterlife, control your composure
When we cross over, I'm a fuck the bitch from The Goldbergs
Guess what, punk? I'm a crazy evil bastard
Sent here to blow the planet up, your steeple and the pastor
If you're masochistic, I can make you die with laughter
Stick a sword down your ass 'cause I heard you like it faster
Destroy enemies before Earth destroys me
Slit throats of the annoying and those who broke loyalty
I hope there's more intelligent life on Mars
'Cause God made the universe but left Satan in charge
[Chorus]
Pray for forgiveness, it's the point of no return
Call Heaven's attention, but they don't seem concerned
Bow out and listen to the lesson to be learned
Tryna survive the dry heat as the world burns
Pray for forgiveness, it's the point of no return
Call Heaven's attention, but they don't seem concerned
Bow out and listen to the lesson to be learned
Tryna survive the dry heat as the world burns
[Post-Chorus]
The event horizon in a big black hole causes spaghettification, where objects stretch into spaghetti noodle like shapes. It is not known if this is painful
[Verse 2]
I'm sick of these whiny simps cryin' on the radio
Pull 'em outta tracks in real time to die in stereo
Off the new album Rezin Kills Your Favorite Artists
It's the track "How to Make Carpets Outta Drake's Carcass"
Beat his ass senseless with broken guitars
With feedback that make ears bleed and leaves eternal scars
Now your new fear's a different kind of Jaguar
Hold up, 'cause I'm 'bout to take it too far
If Trump comes to Kansas City, kidnap his family
Forcefully feed them glass shards from a vanity
Throw a TV on 'em from a building, Bandana P
As his brains turn to nothing in the streets of insanity
Fuck that, I'll visit the White House next morning
And leave the nation's capital under a civil danger warning
You can run, you can hide or lose your life usin' lies
Do or die, commit suicide 'cause I blew your mind
[Chorus]
Pray for forgiveness, it's the point of no return
Call Heaven's attention, but they don't seem concerned
Bow out and listen to the lesson to be learned
Tryna survive the dry heat as the world burns
Pray for forgiveness, it's the point of no return
Call Heaven's attention, but they don't seem concerned
Bow out and listen to the lesson to be learned
Tryna survive the dry heat as the world burns
[Bridge]
Jesus, our lord, may God help us all. This station will sign off for the last time with the national anthem
[Verse 3]
I'm the Creepypasta every kid committed suicide to
Hanging by barbed wire in a McDonald's drive thru
So Nick spent a lotta time with unfinished boards
I drew myself cuttin' off Dora's head with Liquid Swords
When I die, I'll still be ignored by hip-hop heads
Then pissed on by the rest to set a TikTok dance
But as the walls of the time thicken and close in
They try to die faster, but Heaven's gates won't be open
The hands of time stop, space is almost over
24 hours to live, the apocalypse is closer
The black hole grows more deadly every day
Holy fucking shit, here it comes, run away
Welcome to the 4th dimension, worthless humans
Gravity spirals your matter into spaghetti mutants
The universe is now a void of demons and angels
Everyone's death in the black hole was slow and painful
[Chorus]
Pray for forgiveness, it's the point of no return
Call Heaven's attention, but they don't seem concerned
Bow out and listen to the lesson to be learned
Tryna survive the dry heat as the world burns
Pray for forgiveness, it's the point of no return
Call Heaven's attention, but they don't seem concerned
Bow out and listen to the lesson to be learned
Tryna survive the dry heat as the world burns
[Outro]
Kill yourself
