[Intro: Unknown]
This film is presented in its original uncut version. It is rated TV-MA, LSV. It is intended only for mature audiences. Viewer discretion advised
This is a collective portrait painted in words by the subjects themselves
Coming soon to theaters
And now, our feature presentation
[Verse 1]
Welcome back to the dark side of my mind
It's the march of the hollowed soliders, you're not far behind
Flesh is growin' weak on you little crying souls
Your lips disintegrate from all the lies you've told
[Verse 2]
Y'all nothin' but the actors in my shadow puppet show
The kids love it when you dance from remote control
For souvenirs, they all get to take home your bones
A pack of wolves eat your flesh, we leave graveyards alone
[Verse 3]
"Do not disturb" engraved on the headstones
Dead bodies can't talk shit, let it be well known
But this you didn't heed, the clock says time to bleed
Skeleton and skin split when your life secedes
[Verse 4]
Make a tie outta your kidneys, and as I write these
A teacher questioned this verse and I made his eyes bleed
But now you have a friend, so everybody line up
Tonight's Hypnotic Journey Program is Baptized in Blood
[Chorus]
Welcome to the side of TV that they tried to keep secret
What you'll see may result in psychological treatment
Another show on Channel 0 to leave you hypnotized
This is Baptized in Blood, viewer discretion advised
Welcome to the side of TV that they tried to keep secret
What you'll see may result in psychological treatment
Another show on Channel 0 to leave you hypnotized
This is Baptized in Blood, viewer discretion advised
[Post-Chorus: Kat Bjelland & Unknown]
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
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(Welcome to [?])
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Verse 5]
On tonight's episode, all y'all on death row
Nonstop execution with side effects of strep throat
Drop the neck rope, fall into a pit of petrol
Injections are for pussies, my methods are retro
[Verse 6]
Next up's my favorite, the wet electric chair
Visible shock value to induce collective stares
Now sit down, stay still when I flip the lever
See you in hell, suck the devil's dick forever
[Verse 7]
You better run while you can still see through your iris
Might flip the lights off and unleash the coronavirus
So cancel your plans, your wife'll be late for dinner
When Cannibal Lector eats her brains on the plate of sinners
[Verse 8]
Keep the doors locked, don't open up Pandora's box, son
Or get done like Joe in Johnny Got His Gun
Confident you won't find Heaven when you die, friend
I pissed in the holy water you were baptized in
[Chorus]
Welcome to the side of TV they tried to keep secret
What you'll see may result in psychological treatment
Another show on Channel 0 to leave you hypnotized
This is Baptized in Blood, viewer discretion advised
Welcome to the side of TV they tried to keep secret
What you'll see may result in psychological treatment
Another show on Channel 0 to leave you hypnotized
This is Baptized in Blood, viewer discretion advised
[Post-Chorus: Kat Bjelland & Unknown]
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Verse 9]
There's no banning Rezin, someone found the studio
And went missing, only found on a few street poles
This show is uninviting, you get kidnapped by the night breed
Drug by the stomach lining and hit with a strike of lightning
[Verse 10]
Speak in different languages, cops have disadvantages
Sendin' females out, thinkin' I fall for blandishment
No, I bash 'em with wrenches 'till their brain damaged
And this little piggy became a pork chop sandwich
[Verse 11]
Back to the set, I'm makin' Jeffrey Dahmers
Outta daughters, they love my medium rare officers
So donate yours today, any gender or age
They all dance to the rhythm of the blender on stage
[Verse 12]
If y'all are sensitive to what I'm rhymin' about
I dare you pussies to come out and try to shut my fuckin' mouth
You can be next to get impaled and tortured, bitch
In the grave, you go by the name Failed Abortion
[Chorus]
Welcome to the side of TV that they tried to keep secret
What you'll see may result in psychological treatment
Another show on Channel 0 to leave you hypnotized
This is Baptized in Blood, viewer discretion advised
Welcome to the side of TV that they tried to keep secret
What you'll see may result in psychological treatment
Another show on Channel 0 to leave you hypnotized
This is Baptized in Blood, viewer discretion advised
[Outro: Kat Bjelland]
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
[Non-lyrical Vocals], ow!
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