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Epic Rap Battle: Nerd vs. Geek Lyrics by Rhett and Link

2013

[Nerd]
Yes, I am a nerd; bookworm, I’m studious
From my cerebral cortex to my gluteus
Back in kindergarten, I aced my college entrance exam
Now, I’m no rocket scientist — oh, wait, I am
When I pour my Alpha-bits, I get nothing but straight A’s
My retainer and headgear connect to a back brace
I've got a pocket-protector protector protector
I broke my glasses on purpose so I could tape ‘em together
Run back to Reddit and type stuff no one will see
You’re a geek, that means you’re just a hipster wannabe
[Geek]
That’s right, I’m a geek; I’ve got brains and a personality
I wear my glasses sincerely and my T-shirts ironically
There’re some things you can’t learn in a class
Or else I’d sign you up for “Intro to How Not to Be a Social Outcast”
You’re just so early 2013
I was the cool form of uncool before uncool became a thing
I use an app to pair pork with the perfect Bordeaux
Too bad there’s no app to neutralize your B.O
While you’re lost in Second Life letting your fingernails grow long
I’ll be syncing up my iPhone, tablet, TV, and your mom
[Nerd]
Sure, grooming’s not my thing, but I don’t care
I look so good in chainmail that it’s not Renaissance Faire
[Geek]
Doesn't LARP stand for Loser And Reject Party?
I’d rather cosplay with hotties than play fake army
I tried Dungeons and Dragons once and I died — of boredom
But I’ll still kick your Assassin’s Creed post-mortem
Mario Party’s the only one you get invited to
Your life is like Skyrim: an endless quest of Solitude
[Nerd]
Ooh, you beat Angry Birds
You’re not a gamer ‘cause you battle your friends with words
You click on cute icons, I execute commands
Do you really need a “genius” to teach you GarageBand?
[Geek]
I landed the first ROFLCOPTER
And took in orphans when I was 12 ‘cause I’m an early adopter
I can wear Google Glass without looking like a dweeb
Okay, maybe not, but I can Yelp us some good pho to eat
[Nerd]
You need 16 gigs of RAM to watch a Steve Jobs doc?
I keep an actual ram in my PC, his name is Spock
[Geek]
I’m a new console, your face is birth control
I troll Brony sites, you look like an actual troll
[Nerd]
I’m fluent in C++
[std::cout << “You just suck! \n”;\]
Can your iPhone auto-correct your dumb haircut?
[Geek]
Hold on a second, let me tweet this infographic I made
That illustrates the fact you’ll never get to procreate
[Nerd]
I just haven’t met a woman of a high-enough caliber
The only dates you have are on your G-G-Google Calendar
[Geek]
You’re losing this battle, your foam sword won’t help
In the future, you’ll randomly access this memory and crap yourself
[Nerd & Robot]
Did I mention I built a dancing robot?
No one gives a Shatner about your skinny jeans
Do you even know what URL means?
[Geek]
You don’t know what you’re Tolkien about
(Sung in Elvish)
Much wind pours from your mouth, you cowardly dog!
You are ugly, and your mother dresses you
Go kiss an Orc
[Nerd]
You know
[Both]
You are a classic example of the inverse ratio between the size of the mouth and the size of the brain!
Credits
Rhett and Link

Rhett and Link

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