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I’m On Vacation Lyrics by Rhett and Link

2014

[Chorus]
Everything's okay (Hey!)
Cause I'm on vacation
(We spent 14 hours on that sandcastle!)
Everything is great
Cause I'm on vacation
(At least we're not back at our jobs)
(Which is at an ice cream sandwich factory)
[Verse 1]
We need it, we want it
Vacation, we on it
Surf, beach, palm trees
Got no worries
Typically, I ride a bike by myself
But I'm on vacation, I'm gonna ride with someone else
(Yeah!)
We rented a double bike, two men on a double bike
I've always wondered what a double bike ride feels like
(I thinks there's something in my eye
But it's okay)
Cause I'm still on vacation, I left my fashion sense at home
It's time to get our airbrush T-Shirt on!
I'm willing to pay anything he wants me to pay
Cause he can make a shirt say anything I want it to say
Birthday Girl, 1st Cousin, Buckwild, Dustin
I love Dolphins, Teen Mom, Dog Person, Steve Jobs
(Uh, you got a little something on your face)
(I know)
[Chorus]
But it's still okay (Hey!)
Cause I'm on vacation
(I think he misspelled the word “Vacation”)
(But that's cool)
Everything is great
Cause I'm on vacation
(Making ice cream sandwiches is not as fun as it sounds)
(It's cold up in here
And every ice cream sandwich has to be perfect)
(That one's upside-down)
(Whoops)
[Verse 2]
On vacay I spend cake on figurines and keepsakes
This decorative plate (I'm a use that)
This sand dollar (I need that)
This snow globe (I'm a use that)
This ink pen (Did you see that?)
I can't see at all
But I'm still on vacation
I don't eat fudge much in my daily routine
But on vacation I judge fudge and become a fudge fiend
I think I love fudge
I think I'm feeling queasy
I think this fudge has been drugged
Who would do such a thing?
(Me)
Turns out these ladies are really running this boutique as a front for an identity theft ring (And now they're)
Dragging our limp bodies straight up out of this lobby into the back where they're gonna steal everything
[Chorus]
But it's still okay (Hey!)
Cause I'm on vacation
(Right now they're applying for a car loan as us)
(Good for them)
Everything is great (Hey!)
Cause I'm on vacation
(Our boss is very demanding)
(We only get like a 15 minute lunchbreak)
(And all we get to eat, is ice cream sandwiches)
[Verse 3]
No cash, no phone, no obvious way to get home
It's time to turn to the only skill that we can fall back on
Selling ice cream sandwiches at the corner of this street
Twelve dollars for a dozen or fifty cent a piece
Don't question where we got the ice cream from
Just step right up and sample some
Cookies the nicest
Ice cream the whitest
But I think what's inside this is a mutated virus
We might have just unleashed the zombie apocalypse
[Chorus]
But it's still okay (Hey!)
Cause I'm on vacation
Everything is great (Hey!)
Cause I'm on vacation
How did zombies get in here? This is a flashback scene
But it's still okay
Cause I'm on vacation
(And why are they even in this music video at all?)
(This is so cliché)
(Well technically these are time travelling zombies
Which is slightly more original)
[Outro]
Everything is great (Hey!)
Cause I'm on vacation
(Hey!
HEY!
Stupid, and Dummy!
Your vacation time was not approved, and you're both fired!)
(Permanent vacation!)
Credits
Rhett and Link

Rhett and Link

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