[DANIEL] (spoken)
Right. Make a delicious, nutritious meal. Here we go! Got a pot and a pan, and no idea what to do. Hey Siri! Show me videos on how to prepare a delicious, nutritious meal!
[CHEF AMY]
Hi! Chef Amy here! Are you looking for a delicious, nutritious meal that's easy to make?
[DANIEL]
Yes, lay it on me.
[CHEF AMY]
Well today, I'm gonna show you how to make Chicken Fricassee with Summer Vegetables. And other simple recipes from the Easy Peasy Kitchen!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
EASY PEASY
THIS RECIPE
IS STRIDE AND TRUE
EASY PEASY
A MONKEY CAN DO IT
AND SO CAN YOU!
[CHEF AMY] (spoken)
So, we got our ingredients all lined up here: the spices, the butter, the herbs, the oil. And the beauty of this dish is you can make it all in one pot!
[DANIEL]
Okay..
[CHEF AMY]
But it will require you to spatchcock the chicken.
[DANIEL]
Wait what? Do what to the what?
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
SPATCHCOCK THE CHICKEN
SPATCHCOCK, SPATCHCOCK
SPATCHCOCK THE CHICKEN
SPATCHCOCK, SPATCHCOCK
[DANIEL] (spoken)
Ok? Where's the spatchcocked? Hey Siri! How do I spatchcock a chicken?
[CHEF LOUIS]
Hello! Hello! I am Chef Louis and today we spatchcock ze chicken! And viola! Ze chicken! Ze kitchen shears! Put the chicken on the block, the breast side down and wham! Then snip, snip, snip all around the parson's nose.
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
THE PARSON'S NOSE!
[DANIEL] (spoken)
It doesn't have a nose! It doesn't even have a face!
[CHEF LOUIS]
Now the parson's nose, is just a ridiculously posh way of saying the chicken's butt!
[ENSEMBLE bawking]
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
YOU KNOW WHAT!
CHICKEN BUTT!
[CHEF LOUIS] (spoken)
Now grab those ribs, and rip! Viola!
[DANIEL]
Vìola!
(slow-motion)
NOOOO!
Get back here chicken!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
EASY PEASY
THIS RECIPE
IS STRIDE AND TRUE
EASY PEASY
A MONKEY CAN DO IT
SO WHY CAN'T YOU?
MORON
[CHEF AMY] (spoken)
Ok! Now it'll be a very good time to balance the beans.
[DANIEL]
Alright.
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
BEANS NEED BLANCHING
YEAH
[DANIEL] (spoken)
Oh, you've all brought beans.
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
BEANS NEED BLANCHING
YEAH
[CHEF AMY] (spoken)
And to keep the potatoes from burning, it's best if you clarify the butter.
[DANIEL]
God! Oh! Siri, clarify butter!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BUTTER
BUT IT'S BETTER NOT TO BURN IT
IF YOU BURN IT THEN IT'S BITTER
YOU WANT TO MAKE IT BETTER?
BUTTER BETTER BETTER CLARIFY BUTTER BETTER!
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW!
[BUTTER LADY] (spoken)
Ok! So it's very simple! It just takes a little patience and keeping an eye on the pot.
[DANIEL]
Ok..
[BUTTER LADY]
So! The first thing we're gonna do is get eight sticks of butter.
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
EVERYTHING IS BETTER WITH A LITTLE BIT OF BUTTER
[BUTTER LADY] (spoken)
Leave it in the sauce pan!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
BUT IT'S BETTER NOT TO BURN IT
[BUTTER LADY] (spoken)
But not too hot!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
IF YOU BURN IT THEN IT'S BITTER
[BUTTER LADY] (spoken)
And when it bubbles! You scoop up the creamy part on top!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
BETTER!
LET ME SHOW YOU HOW YOU DO IT RIGHT NOW!
[CHEF AMY] (spoken)
Did you chop your vegetables?
[DANIEL]
No!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
BETTER DO IT RIGHT NOW!
[DANIEL] (spoken)
Okay..
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
BETTER DO IT RIGHT NOW!
[DANIEL] (spoken)
I will!
[CHEF AMY]
Now spread the vegetables on the bottom of the pan. And to make this dish really come together, here's the question you need to ask yourself:
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[DANIEL]
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[DANIEL]
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[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
DIZZINESS, DROWSINESS, NAUSEA, HEADACHE
AND PAINFUL ABDOMINAL BLOATING
CONSTIPATION, MILD DEPRESSION,
COLDNESS, AND POSSIBLE DEATH!
[CHEF AMY] (spoken)
And turn the heat up high! And let's get cooking!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
CHOP!
MIX!
STIR!
SHAKE IT!
[DANIEL] (spoken)
Alright!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
WHAM!
[DANIEL] (spoken)
I've got this! It's easy peasy!
[Instrumental break]
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
EASY PEASY
THIS RECIPE
IS STRIDE AND TRUE
EASY PEASY
A MONKEY CAN DO IT
SO WHY CAN'T YOU?
EASY PEASY!
[DANIEL] (spoken)
Should it smell like burned rubber?
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
EASY PEASY!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
HOOOHOOHHO!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
EASY PEASY!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
Oh! Fire in the hole! Fire on the hills!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
EASY PEASY!
A MONKEY CAN DO IT
SO WHY CAN'T YOU?
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
No!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
SO WHY CAN'T YOU!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
Oh my god, no!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
SO WHY CAN'T YOU!
[MRS. DOUBTFIRE] (spoken)
I'm trying here! I'm trying–
[DANIEL]
HEY SIRI! RESTAURANTS NEAR ME THAT DELIVER!
[ENSEMBLE] (sung)
A MONKEY CAN DO IT
SO WHY CAN'T YOU?
