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Christmas on Mars Lyrics by Roy Zimmerman

Real American

2008

'​Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
That's how they say Merry Christmas on Mars!
'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
To little Mega-da-vic and Hack-a-nack-a-nack and Laars
You may say 'Happy Hink-a-da-Bink'
Or 'Jolly Jink-a-da-Binka-Schmoo'
Or simply 'Icken-Icken-Schmick-Schmick, everyone'
But 'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
Means Merry Christmas on the fourth rock from the sun!
Try it with me now
'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
—I’m serious! Try it with us now
'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
That's how they say Merry Christmas on Mars
'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
To little Mega-da-vic and Hack-a-nack-a-nack and Laars
You may say 'Happy Hink-a-da-Bink'
Or 'Jolly Jink-a-da-Binka-Schmoo'
Or simply 'Icken-Icken-Schmick-Schmick, everyone'
But 'Eеnie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
Means Mеrry Christmas on the fourth rock from the sun!
We landed on that planet
Don't you remember?
And quickly overran it
Just last December
Demanding of the Martian population
"Convert to Christianity!
It can't be too hard, can it?"
Even godless Unitarians want a week's vacation
Their skin is green, their eyes are red
And so they all stood up and said
'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
That's how they say Merry Christmas on Mars
'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
Mostly 'cause Martians cannot pronounce Rs
You may say 'Happy Hink-a-da-Bink'
Or 'Jolly Jink-a-da-Binka-Schmoo'
Or simply 'Icken-Icken-Schmick-Schmick, everyone'
But 'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
Means Merry Christmas on the fourth rock from the sun!
You could say 'Blessed Jook-Neeb'
—And also with you
Or 'here's to Auld Lang Szszszszszein'
Or simply 'Venga-nenga-Schmook-a-nooka-Dink Noel, Noel'
But 'Eenie K-veenie Klib-a-da-vac'
Means Merry Christmas to a Martian infidel!
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Roy Zimmerman

Roy Zimmerman

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