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Life According to CNN Lyrics by Ryan Parker

2020

[Verse 1]
Don't put up a resistance
Keep your social distance
Businesses should really just stay closed
Experts say that deaths will spike
And no two cases are alike
Look out for a call for COVID toes
[Verse 2]
Cancel all your planned vacations
Cause of virus replication
Who knows how far it travels in the wind?
The flattened curve, it could begin
Too rapidly, just a sin
We'll be right back where we started once again
[Verse 3]
If you don't stay home, then you will see
We'll still be just like Italy
So don't start getting confident and cocky
Schools should all remain shut down
'Cause children are its target now
It causes something just like Kawasaki
[Chorus 1]
But every story has two sides
There's so much the press still hides
Every headline has a reason, and a spin
So I hope you're not subscribing
To the fear that they're describing
This is life according to CNN
[Verse 4]
Asymptomatic people might
Kill their parents in plain sight
They're sorry if you don't believe their truth
The symptoms are so very vicious
Cuomo's case was so malicious
He shook for several days and chipped a tooth
[Verse 5]
Trump plays golf and stays up tweeting
He has all the states competing
For mask and ventilators, and a test
They say Trump has caused this unemployment
The media finds such enjoyment
'Cause Trump knew his economy was best
[Verse 6]
But it doesn't take Sherlock Holmes
To see most deaths are in nursing homes
If you're over 80, then it's iffy
If you're younger, then let's just be frank
Odds are you'll turn out like Tom Hanks
And you won't end up dying like Joe Diffie
[Chorus 2]
You, the viewer, must remember
This is going 'til November
Saying that our future looks so grim
They'll exaggerate soar throats
To get their mail-in votes
This is life according to CNN
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Ryan Parker

Ryan Parker

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