[Intro]
Kato on the track beat
[Verse 1: Samson]
I've been watching so much news, I don't know who I should trust
I don't know who's been telling the truth and who's been lying to us
The Biden administration promised everybody they'd unite all of us
But it just feels like we're all way more divided
Than we've ever been in our lives and it sucks
I've been watching so much news, it's so hard to rise above
It's so hard to put on a smile when hopes are down and prices are up
Go to the store, go get some gas, huh, times are tough
How much more do we have to takе and pay and give and cry and cuss?
I've been watching so much news, I feel likе my eyes are stuck
No matter how much I try to not look, I can't keep my eyelids shut
It's got me so confused, I think my mind's going nuts
Because as of lately, huh, you wanna know who I would fuck?
Nancy Pelosi, someone tell that granny to blow me
I'd take out her dentures, put 'em on the dresser
Slide off her panties and proceed
I'd whip out her knockers fast
And start throwing uppercuts like a boxing match
I'd grab her by the nipples, and I'll flip 'em up and down
Until they're flapping in the wind
And then I'd spin 'em all around and go brrr
Have you seen them titties?
Every time I think of them things, I'm giddy
She's far from the itty bitty titty committee
Come on man, she could start her own team in the big leagues
I think about 'em just to pass the day
Man, I bet those fuckers ain't past her waist
If I laid on the ground with my head by your feet
And she dropped them, they'd probably smack my face
People said I'd get killed for this (Uh-huh)
I don't give a fuck, I take risks
I don't give a damn if Nancy kills me
As long as she suffocates me with her tits
AOC is too young for me and I'd hate to listen to that bitch bicker
Hilary is just plain yuck, but Nancy's got them twin sisters
I wanna get up inside this nympho
We can make love, I'll slide it in slow
I just wanna make some money the fast way
And get her to spill some of that insider info
We can go to the bar and get drunk
And I'll drive home after like twenty White Claw's
You don't gotta worry bout a DUI
When you're banging Nancy, right, Paul?
[Interlude: Samson]
Nancy, Nancy, Nanc–, ow!
Fuck, I thought I told you to take those dentures out (Woops)
Fuck out my house (No), really pissed me off (Really)
Matter fact, ayo, Jarren (Sorry) wanna hit this dawg?
[Verse 2: Jarren Benton]
Eh, why not, don't act surprised
Y'all niggas know I'm off
I fuck Nancy inside the Oval Office
Wearing a MAGA hat, and she got on a kente cloth
Take one for the team dawg, it pays off
You get money and stock tips from a sane brawl
Get her some life insurance and nigga don't be scared
Make it look like she tripped down the White House stairs
Nancy, I'm jokin', don't cancel me?
Am I too much for you, can you handle me?
Will you marry me? Let's start a family
Make that ass shake Nancy just like a tambourine
Tig ol' biddies, watch 'em bounce like a trampoline
Dammit, Nancy, what the fuck are you channeling?
What have you done to me? I am unraveling
D-d-d-d, sound like Joe Biden rambling (Ha)
She told me to pull out and cum in her hair
Fuck both of them Nancy and Kamala Harris
My niggas got jokes and I'm somewhat embarrassed
I'll fuck me an inspo and commas in Paris
Pelosi blow me, she like no hands
Hit the beach with Nancy get a sun tan
Wanna fuck all the time, I'm just one man
Just shot up a club, now she talking 'bout gun bans? (Ugh)
Not right now Nancy (Uh, uh), you freaking me out
And we had a good thing going
And shit getting political, we finna bounce
And QAnon said you eat babies
And boy oh boy, I saw you swallow a decent amount
And do me a solid and top me off one more time
Before you walk out and speak to the house
[Outro: Jarren Benton]
Hey Nancy, I love you
