[Verse 1]
Where the fuck’s my money?
I’ve been working all day, getting dirty as a bitch, busting my tail
Coming home
Covered in oil, covered in grease, having trouble tryna scrub the brick dust from my finger nails
No help at the shop, only me, ‘cause we’re understaffed 'cause nobody wants to get a job now
Friends hit me up after work but I don’t wanna do shit, the whole damn day I was [?]
At the end of the week I get my check
I hold it up next to my friend’s and get annoyed
And he laughs 'cause I didn’t makе half of what he made
I worked еvery single day and his ass is unemployed
[Verse 2]
You say there’s no jobs
You say there’s no one hiring
Every time I open up my phone and go online I see a lot of positions but you just listen to the politicians telling you there’s not so you don’t even take the time to read
Don’t lie to me, it’s a fact
All these stupid politicians wanna act like it’s slim picking and it’s hard to get when it’s so bad
But how come every business that I visit's always understaffed?
May not be the job you want
May not be your dream career
You could do something in the meantime while you wait for things to clear
Hobby Lobby’s starting out at $17 buddy
You can get a job there instead of collecting free money, I’m just saying
If you’re my age and able
You don’t need the government’s aid to stay stable
Leave it for people who really need it you piece of shit
Go and get a fucking job to get paid and be grateful
You’re not incapable you’re lazy as fuck
But at the same time I don’t really blame you
If they were handing it out and I had absolutely no pride I would take it too
[Verse 3]
I mean, fuck it, I’m the real dumbass
I’m the one working hard I’m still busting my ass
People I haven’t seen in a minute come up to me and ask if I'm still working
I say, 'yeah,’
And they’re like, ‘fuck that,’
‘Didn’t you hear? They’re giving this shit out for free now,’
And I'm like, ‘how?’
And they’re like, ‘what do you mean how?’
‘You don’t have to have a reason to get it, they barely notice,’
‘You just go online and apply and tell 'em you're scared of COVID,’
And just like that, you don’t get a real job but you still get paid
God I feel robbed
I can’t say that I never thought of doing it
I don’t wanna contribute to all this fucking foolishness
And assist the government in creating this dependency
If you don’t know what I’m saying then just wait ‘til the end and see
When everybody’s free money gets cut off, you think they’re gonna go straight to work again?
Fuck off
[Verse 4]
Lemme clear the air
I know a lot of people really felt the wrath of this
I’m not talking to you and I’m not knocking you, dude
I know some folks who were in bad shape after this
Like, you’ve got kids and a wife
And you had a good job and the dividends were nice
And you lost it all of a sudden over this fucking bullshit
And you needed something just to keep you winning in this fight
I understand
We’re all fucked in the end though
So we might as well come together
No matter who you are and no matter who you voted for
I really do believe we need something better
Is it me or is it crazy as fuck that at a time like this with a horrible disease
They would make us wait for those tiny little checks just so they could give money to other foreign countries?
[Verse 5]
Send the money to Pakistan (why?)
For gender studies; we have to, man
I know you’re worried and this shit is really scary
But send a billion to the Egyptian Military
And fuck it send another to the Smithsonian
Yeah, yeah I know this shit ain’t even open
But fuck it again, shut up, and spend
What about the fallen trees?
Two million, we need to study them
Ever wondered how many amberjack fish are currently swimming in the Gulf of Mexico?
Well I wanna know that shit right now, 2.5 million, motherfucker, now let it go
You run a business?
Shut it the fuck down and if you don’t we’re gonna find you ‘til you do
It’s way too dangerous and if you don’t understand then maybe you going broke will finally get it through
[Outro]
And last but not least
For our hard working, tax paying Americans who stuck it out through this pandemic and put their lives on the line so we could keep our economy rolling.. those little people we like to call essential – I gift to you 600 big ones
Aha
Don’t go spending it all in one place now (laughter)
