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I Can Write A Show Lyrics by Sarah Silverman

Jesus Is Magic

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Here I go again with my big mouth
Spoutin' off like I got somethin' going
I wrote a show and it's playing tonight?
I'm so full of shit, man, what was I thinkin'?
I gotta write a show
But how am I gonna do a show
When I don't even have a show to write?
I never wrote a show
But if I ever wrote a show
I bet that all of them would know
And think it bites
You know what? Fuck them
I could write a show
I'll just, I'll just do it
I'll write a show
All it takes is elbow grease
And I could write a show
I'll write a show tonight
I hope I do it right
I could take this mixed up world
And put it in a show
I'll write a show alright
And have it by tonight
All I need is a theater space
And a bag of weed
And a star
A star!
Great, Good Job, Sarah
I'm writing a whole show for tonight
And I don't even have a star
Who's gonna be my star?
She's gotta be pretty
And she's gotta be smart
She's gotta be funny
And she's gotta be hot
She's gotta have a perfect smile
Just like me
I just need a star
But who could it be?
(Julia Roberts?)
Mmm, nah
(Nicole Kidman?)
Are you kiddin', man?
(Sandra Bullock?)
Sandra Boo-luck
She's gotta be the kind of girl
Who just blows your mind
She ought to be better
Than those three twats combined
She's gotta have the thing
That you just can't define
Woo!
Me. It's me
You're beautiful
No. Not like this
Alright, I'll do it
I got what it takes
Got what it needs
Got what a show needs
I outshow 'em all
Little old me
I'm what the world needs
Hear the train coming
It's coming for me
I'm going to Star Town
Hear the train coming
It's coming for me
I'm gonna be star now
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Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

About “I Can Write A Show” by Sarah Silverman

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"I Can Write A Show" appears on "Jesus Is Magic".

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