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Nighttime Rituals Lyrics by Sarah Silverman

We Are Miracles

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I very rarely, occasionally, obsessively watch porn on my phone
And when I do I integrate it into my nighttime rituals
I wash my face, I floss, I take a puff, then I brush
Then I do my stretches, then I type in my search words
Let me just say, my search words are not anything I would want to happen in real life, I don't know why they're my search words but they are
A great man once said, "The heart wants what it wants".
So my search words are gang bang; would not want that to happen in real life, amateur 'cause I don't like seeing like, piercings and tattoos, it takes me out of it, cum, which I would *not* have thought you had to put "cum". I thought that was a given in pornography
You have to put "cum". If you don't, you might not get cum
If anything I thought you'd put "non-cum", if you don't want cum
And then there's one more, high-fives
So I put my iPhone- I lean it against my water on my nightstand and- I think may be the only person that watched this video all the way to the end, end, end; like when the video freezes.
It's of course a gang bang and you know, basically ends with all the guys cumming on the lady's face, and um- I don't know why "face" was the quiet word there. "All the men cum on the lady's face".
And then right before the video freezes, I heard a guy say to her, "Hey, great job, I know you were sick".
You find humanity in the oddest of places
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Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman

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