(Spoken) [MUDPUDDLE] Lately it's been gettin' a little cold up north, but further south it's still, like, 90 degrees. Now in these parts we may not have the biggest cities and we may not have the oceans, but we've found something even better to do (Chorus 1) Drinkin' on a lake beach Hangin' on a lake beach Ice-cold beers With friends we've had for years Down on a lake beach (Verse 1) Butt-brown water only up to my knees Down at the bottom there's three feet of leaves Got poison ivy from whizzin' in the trees Down on a lake beach Slippin' on slimy rocks all day long Off-duty cop is smokin' a bong Big snappin' turtle just bit me on my dong Down on a lake beach (Chorus 2) Hangin' on a lake beach (Kids sneakin' a sip) Lake beach (Didn't know it was dip) My best friend's wife just kissed me on the lips Down on a lake beach (Verse 2) Five people that I know, 40 that I don't know Everybody's phones at seven percent Four pretty girls all got the same haircut Down on a lake beach Dragged my Yeti down a two-mile road Every step I take I maybe squash a baby toad Diaper in the water with a heavy-ass load Down on a lake beach My girlfriend didn't show up, but my uncle did And he's not fun to play cornhole with He's got weird gear and he knows all the rules And he can't tell that that's not the vibe (Spoken) [UNCLE] That one bounced off the ground! That does not count! [SINGER] Relax, man, he's just a kid [UNCLE] If he's old enough to play, he's old enough to know the rules! Take the bag off the board! That's how the pros play! (Bridge) [MUDPUDDLE] Whiskey shot Tequila shot Wish I got A tetanus shot Fat guy in a tank with t-shirt tan line Granny's big yams gettin' fried in the sunshine Raccoon in the water, didn't know they could swim Brought a whole lot of bread, not a lot of sandwich stuff Three loaves of white bread but not any ham One dirty toddler, no one's claiming him Screamin' at kids not to swim that way 'Cause that's where the bats are That's where the bats are Stay away from the bats, don't go over there Half of the lake belongs to the bats (Chorus) On a lake beach (I think I blew off my hand) On a lake beach (Here comes the ambulance) Rollin' down the hill, stuck in the sand Claimed by the lake beach On a lake beach (Turn a boy into a man) Lake beach (No one picks up the cans) Whole lot of lake, not a lot of land Down on a lake beach (Outro) And the next day we all see each other at church (Spoken) [UNCLE] Hey, everybody
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