Hello?
Hello, are you still selling that laser comb?
Yes, I am
Excellent. Is that uh, I don't quite unders—
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I don't quite understand how that thing works
Well, there's an instructional book, there's a DVD, and there's new tags, it's never been used
There's a history of it, uh, it comes with a lot of things
So that'll grow hair where there's none?
Pardon me?
That'll grow, that will actually grow hair?
Yes so uh, it is from the famous Hair Club if you know anything about them
Yes, that is excellent. I have—
It is an excellеnt uh, place where thеy help people to grow hair, and they are the one that introduced this comb
That is excellent. It's not actually for me. I used to have a girlfriend. You know, she had a real hairy belly. Y'know what I mean?
Like the belly, like up from the, y'know. Y'know what I mean, like under the belly button was real hairy. My new girlfriend is completely clean there
What I'd like to do is rub the comb over her belly. Maybe gr— Well I— I'm kin—
Well I don't need to know what you need to do with it, um, I don't know where it grows hair but it grows hair where you'd usually just grow it on the hair, for thinning hair and, and, the rest of the body too, I guess. I don't know
So you think I might be able to grow it like under the belly button?
I really couldn't say, sir. I would imagine it would work wherever you put the laser
Yeah, that's good. My girlfrie— she's like completely hairless, yeah? She's got like no hairs down there
Well she has hair on her head, doesn't she?
She does have the hair on her head, but y'know what I like, I like the black curlies coming up, y'know, like, y'know, like under the belly button
I don't know anything about that. I mean you would have to use it on a regular basis to see what it does in that area
I do know that it grows hair on the scalp
There's also products, um, there's just a lot uh, that comes with it
Oh, so I would rub like some creams on there too?
Well, we don't, I'm not discussing the body parts, sir. I don't know anything about that. We've only dealt with the hair on the head, the scalp
And that, you think, and that works?
Oh, that definitely works, yes. You can take the comb, the, the bristle part of the comb off, and use it with or without the teeth
So, it comes with a lot of things
Oh man. Did you feel that earthquake this week?
Pardon me?
Did you feel the earthquake this week?
I did
How did that feel?
It was different. I have been in an earthquake before, over in California, but I didn't ex— my sister called because she's in the area, and near Richmond there, and she said we just had an earthquake down here
And I said, "I know, I felt it"
Yeah, that was very strange, it shook my banes
Yes
So, thank you for your interest, sir. If you, if you uh, want to do anything further about this, just uh, send the money and you can have all that comes with it
Okay, so you, well—
Thank you so much for your uh, interest
Okay s— excellent, so I would just write the phone number then on the envelope and just send it, some money to the phone number
Is that how that—
No, you have to send it to my, into my address
Oh! The ad— oh, is it a real address?
And please, uh, hello?
Hello?
You have to send it to the address if you were really interested
I know, I, I am incredibly interested. My girlfriend's pubic area is completely bald
Well, I— no, I really don't wanna discuss body parts there
I just don't like it, I don't like baldness down there! I have to be— listen, can we be honest with each other?
No, I really, y'know, I don't know, I'm not interested in the body parts and I'm a nurse too!
I have— excuse me, I feel like you're being—
I feel like there's rudeness coming, from your side. Listen, I want, to be, I'm trying to be honest with you. Y'know, in 2011, y'know, I, I have a new, a new awakening
I'm trying to be honest with everyone, and I want everyone to be honest with me
I'm very honest, mister. If you want the uh, thing, you take my address, and, and if not, oh, I'm sure it's very popular
I want my girlfriend— listen—
I want my girlfriend's pubic area to not be so bald
I, y'know, I want—
And what does your, what does your girlfriend want?
I'm not really sure. Y'know what I, the worst, the thing that I—
That is important to know what she wants. Thank you for your call. If you change your mind, call me back
I, I, what, I just, I absolutely hate pulling it out. I squirt it on her belly and it just slides off. There's nowhere for it to stick, and I need it to stick in those hairs
All right sir, thank you so much
