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Lord Blomp Lyrics by Scoochie Boochie

Sunrise at Dawn in Space

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Dax: Blompy! You′re just in time for victory jazz
Blomp: Silence! You have failed me!
Dax: What? No I just blew up his Ciroc-et ship
Blomp: Oh yeah? Then why did I see him
On Spacestagram live taking a shit in a storm?
Scooch (on live stream): Thanks for the support
Dax: Impossible. He should be dead
Blomp: Yes. He should. But now I want him alive
Dax: That wasn't part of the deal
Blomp: Yeah well neither was letting him frolic across the galaxy
Dropping half an LP of exquisitely worded fart anthems!
He must not reach the sun before we extract thе coal
Dax: Coal?
Blomp: Yes. The amount of enеrgy the sun puts out
Could only come from coal
But no one will want to buy it from me if it′s been fucked!
Bring him to me alive, he may yet prove useful
Dax: Fine
Blomp: Good. Soon all shall fear the name Lord Blomp
Emperor of the Void, Heir to the West of Space
Master of the Nine Stinks, 5-time Evil Plot of the Year Nominee
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Scoochie Boochie

Scoochie Boochie

About “Lord Blomp” by Scoochie Boochie

Read the complete lyrics to "Lord Blomp" by Scoochie Boochie from the album "Sunrise at Dawn in Space". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Comedy, Rap.

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"Lord Blomp" appears on "Sunrise at Dawn in Space".

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