[Verse 1: Showboat Blastoff]
Hang Drywall
Well pull up some stoop
Or are you too sophisticated
Can't you tell our eyes are already dialated
Peter likes to call these the Cheap seats
Mouth full of spaghetti, I don’t argue with him
Weve only been out here for an hour already ive seen three guys with machetes get ejected from a furry party
That on its own seems quite exhilarating, then a woman with a dogleash asks me if ive seen her Sweet Cheeks
I say that I threw away my telescope, the look of confusion told me she didn’t quite get my joke
Panic, drop quick to the ground, jamming multiple rocks in my mouth, tiny incisions while clapping out beats and doing impersonations of Richard simmons
This move has never failed me
Plan B was act just like a wizard, I have a cape made out my bedsheets
Bad decisions just won't leave me alone
I just made a quite large investment into dogshit flavored bubblegum
A time portal opens its not a hard decision, grab a survival pack and secure a rope securely around your waist and face
Survival pack is mostly types of frozen dinners
And energy cubes made out of actual energy cubes
Either that or Im stay at home
Ah yes, I’m staying at home
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Eat roaches make money
Hang drywall make money
Rent mopeds make money
Potato battery make money
[Verse 2: Showboat Blastoff]
The moon is actually a potato with the potential to simultaneously power 2 small earths for eternity. Energy crisis overted. Your welcome
That is so true
Im totally a buffoon for the moon
I have an authentic asteroid belt to keep my name brand pantaloons from falling
If you ever want to buy me a scone ping my rescue beacon or you can pop a cap off from your flare jammy
OR YOU CAN SUCK MY LIFESTYLE
Theres demons all around, can you feel the power
I have the soul of a powerful medicine man in this amulet around my neck im just playing with you
Because Medicinal talisman, they hold no power on me
The one I rock is strictly fashion please don’t squeeze the shaman
But If feminine itch should ever cease to exist, best bet its related to my astral projected trips to the amazon
Astral projection is really my preferred mode of transportation these days, Its safer and really cuts down on our dependence on foreign oil
Commercial over!
Its time to get back to my official mode business
Where I sit on the stoop with Peter sipping on a svedka litre
If your seat’s petite feel free to flash me a cheek and female biker scouts please chase me through the FORREST FORREST
Flip on my flatscreen, have some drinks, some nightlife
Then we hit the city, dead on, weird science marathon
Im strictly top shelf, in fact I depants myself then I remember I have work in the morning
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Eat roaches make money
Hang drywall make money
Rent mopeds make money
Potato battery make money
[Verse 3: Showboat Blastoff]
These are just a few ways you can make money
Buy now, ill throw in this cookie jar, its a usb flash drive, and it can also hold your parents ashes, and also cure some common rashes
That’s not all, use the code FreakMode, at the time of checkout
And maybe Ill text a picture with my dickout
And if you Act now, ill double your order then double it again
And drop a catch phrase like “I didn’t take my medicine”
If you have a rotary phone jump out the window
Please Ditch the rotary phone, its strictly touch tone
Our Operators are standing by, so if you’re a hoarder, place an order
Theres still room in your rotten food refrigerator
So what if itll Make your family cry , just imagine the joy when the van pulls up and out pops the ups guy
(Door bell)
I have a delivery for a dogshit eating buttface?
O bobby why?
Did he order more shit? THIS PRICK
I can't even walk in this dump
BOBBY GET YOUR ASS DOWN HERE!
[Hook: Showboat Blastoff]
Eat roaches make money
Hang drywall make money
Rent mopeds make money
Potato batteries make money
Sniff jockstrap make money
Blame numbers make money
Jack gas price make money
Jack gas price make money
Deception makes money
Deception makes money
Deception makes money
