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I Clapped A Crackhead And Got Arrested Lyrics by Siah The Clown

STC1*

2022

[Intro]
Ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh!
Uhh, uh, uh
Uh, uh, uh, uh
I don’t feel right
Uh, uh, uh, uh― bike
Homeless man, I stole his bike
I took too many drugs last night, I don’t feel right
[Verse 1]
Alright
I failed No Nut November, like last week
I seen feet, then went to the bathroom to beat my meat
I seen a homeless lady on the street, and I clapped her cheeks
I got fried and had sex with a car seat
I went downstairs, and I opened my eyes
I popped a Mike and Ike and then I bitch-slapped a bi guy
After that I felt bad and prayed to Christ
I went outside and snorted a pound of pesticide
A week ago, I went on stream
Scrolled on Discord, and seen a guy wacking his ween
[Verse 2]
Alright
The homeless lady on the street, was a crack fiend
I clapped her cheeks in the backseat of a taxi
I took her V-card, and she said I had wack meat
How can you tell when you’re strung out on crack seeds?
She’s 69, she’s skinny as fuck
She doesn’t have any teeth, so I told that bitch to suck
She got on her frail ass knees, and went to town
She gave me a round two for free cause I’m Siah The Clown
When I was done, I smacked a bitch in the face
She reached in her dusty ass purse and grabbed some mace
I turned around and ran as fast as I possibly can
And then I got into my windowless van
I drove off, went home, and did a few lines of crack
I got itchy and I scratched my ballsack
I drove to the store and bought a magnifying glass
I put it to my testicles, and the bitch gave me crabs

About “I Clapped A Crackhead And Got Arrested” by Siah The Clown

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