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Anyone for Tennis Lyrics by Stackridge

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I've got a clear cut case of tennis elbow
And dancing through the green house made me pale so;
My amorous advances have been turning rather stale
Oh!
Won't you be my Ruby?
-Say you love me tonight!

Boating on the Serpentine in winter;
Left my Plus-Fours feeling somewhat splintered
But every complication leaves my desperate plans unhindered
Won't you be my poppet, say you'll marry me today!

Lately golf has lost it's old attractions
And crooning in the coalshed makes me blue
- That film inside the picture-house has
Vanquished all remaining doubts
I could not love another;
Not even Marzo's mother!

Silver hairs are sprouting from my cranium
Now cramp has stopped me mining for uranium;
I only want to prove your lips can drive me quite insanium
-Won't you wear this ring and say you'll be my bride
My playboy blues will then be swept aside
I'll never touch a tennis racket anymore
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About “Anyone for Tennis” by Stackridge

Read the complete lyrics to "Anyone for Tennis" by Stackridge from the album "Friendliness". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Anyone for Tennis" is credited to Stackridge. Songwriting credits may include additional writers listed on the release; check the credits section on this page for linked collaborators.

"Anyone for Tennis" appears on "Friendliness".

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