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Dangerous Bacon Lyrics by Stackridge

The Man in the Bowler Hat

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A perfect education estimating the calculus
Was all a beastly trauma to me
A silent admiration for the boys in the Beatle boots
Had turned me on to C,F & G

Well I asked you have you ever been read
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would you believe me if I took you there now
We are there anyhow, brother

Growing up and throwing up on Social security
I spent my time perusing the zoo
The endless conversations with the man from the ministry
Really didn't give me a clue

Well I asked you have you ever seen Ted
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would you believe me if I took you there now
We are there anyhow, Brother

Screaming teeth, atlantic eyes bombarding the universe
With supersonic sackfulls of mirth
Dangerous bacons raping matron after the matinee
And everybody's raping the earth

Well I asked you have you ever been dead
And has your sister ever twisted at the holocaust
Would I believe you if I took you there now
I wouldn't know how!
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About “Dangerous Bacon” by Stackridge

Read the complete lyrics to "Dangerous Bacon" by Stackridge from the album "The Man in the Bowler Hat". On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Pop.

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"Dangerous Bacon" appears on "The Man in the Bowler Hat".

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