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(Chorus)
I don’t wanna pair with you
You always type too slow
I ain’t pairing with you
I can’t read when you scroll
I ain’t pairing with you
I work so much better when it’s not with a group
So I ain’t pairing with you
No, I don’t wanna pair, I don’t wanna pair
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna pair
No I don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two
Don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two

If you wanna talk to me let’s keep it in Slack
I don’t have time for a quick video chat
Brr brr, see you sent me a conference link
I don’t wanna click, cause I don’t wanna pair with you
When we do you type too slow
Half the time I’m watching you on Stack Overflow
I’m like whoa, give me the controls
I was looking at the file that you just closed
And really I should do this on my own time (why?)
Cause I’m just telling you exactly what to type (I)
Am jumbling my words, can’t think straight
Give me some space, all we do here is miscommunicate
Pairing for an hour on a function
Let’s face the facts, this ain’t productive
You wanted to pair with me, but did not prepare for me
Now we’re just sitting here in silence while you share your screen
And you know that I was just working on my own code
You pinged me and pulled me out of my zone
I’m signing off now, cause I got things to do
Me and pairing are through, so

(Chorus)
I don’t wanna pair with you
You always type too slow
I ain’t pairing with you
I can’t read when you scroll
I ain’t pairing with you
I work so much better when it’s not with a group
So I ain’t pairing with you
No, I don’t wanna pair, I don’t wanna pair
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna pair
No I don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two
Don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two
I don’t wanna pair, I don’t wanna pair
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna pair
No, I don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two
Don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two

Gotta go out and buy some Visine
Cause when you scroll up and down you make my eyes bleed
And you jump between files like a trampoline
When you highlight code it doesn’t help me read
Like dang, pairing is a pain
Most of the time is spent trying to explain
Code that you’ve written, that’s code that I didn’t
So shouldn’t you be the one to dive in it?
Plus, one of us is always lost
Pair programming isn’t worth the cost
Got my own tickets that should be done
I’m never pairing with anyone
We’re only doing this cause it’s in the job descrip
Honestly, I think nobody likes this s***
And at the end, you didn’t even need me at all
I was a rubber duck, no real pairing involved
Next time don’t get me on a call
Just talk to the mirror hanging on your wall
Please hit up anybody else on the team
Anybody but me, cause

(Chorus)
I don’t wanna pair with you
You always type too slow
I ain’t pairing with you
I can’t read when you scroll
I ain’t pairing with you
I work so much better when it’s not with a group
So I ain’t pairing with you
No, I don’t wanna pair, I don’t wanna pair
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna pair
No I don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two
Don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two
I don’t wanna pair, I don’t wanna pair
I don’t wanna, I don’t wanna pair
No, I don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two
Don’t wanna pair with you or have a minute or two
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