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Remote Life Lyrics by $stdout

2018

Wake up 5 minutes before work
I got no pants on, throw on a random shirt
The office life ain’t for me
For 9 to 5 this is the closest thing to being free

(Chorus 2x)
All my friends live in a screen
Please send a link to your video stream
Can’t remember the last human I’ve seen
Life on a remote team

Sign in for the morning meeting
Cameras turned off so avatars are all I’m seeing
I just need a cup of coffee and some internet
Human contact, no I ain’t really into that (cause I’m not sales)
Passing Jira stories, chilling with my cat on the couch
Home is so cozy no I’m never going out
But I could leave and run errands if I have to
And I always shit from my own bathroom
I barely ever ever have to check in
I can stream Netflix and eat Chex Mix
Always message me on Slack if you ever want to pair and screenshare
I don’t even need to be there

(Chorus 2x)
All my friends live in a screen
Please send a link to your video stream
Can’t remember the last human I’ve seen
Life on a remote team

Introverted while I’m working I’m not sociable
If I’m job searching then this perk is non-negotiable
It’s impossible for me to look presentable
I don’t even own clothes that are professional
I can’t let the office ping pong table distract me
Rather travel do some tasks from the taxi’s backseat
We hardly get together in a room
But it’s all good as long as we have Zoom
As long as we have memes and emojis for the group
I’d probably code in C before I’d ever commute
Always message me on Slack if you ever want to pair and screenshare
I don’t even need to be there

(Chorus 1x)
All my friends live in a screen
Please send a link to your video stream
Can’t remember the last human I’ve seen
Life on a remote team
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About “Remote Life” by $stdout

Read the complete lyrics to "Remote Life" by $stdout in 2018. On Lyrks you can follow along with the full text, explore the artist's discography, and discover related songs. The track is often categorized under Rap.

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