[Intro]
Nobody knows the trouble I've seen
Nobody knows or cares
Everyone's floating, getting raptured to heaven
I'm still stuck taking the stairs
Since I'm alone and nobody's watching
Don't really care what they see
Not famous enough to ever be canceled
That's how I know that I'm free
[Verse 1]
Man, all these shitty ass songs that get heaped with awards and praise
Put that gold disc in the trash, light it up, Alundra Blayze
I don't give a single fuck how many times that bullshit plays
Quality can always be found, their shit expires in days
My anger comes in waves, your dinner comes in trays
I'm likе a prisoner too, bitch, I just sit up in my room and turn a phrase
Short stop, they told mе I'd grow out of it, it's just a phase
But when I'm blue, I still smoke a jay and take an axe to all these braves
You gotta admire the ways I plant my bad seed in caves
So funny, I should stand up but fuck with me, you'll land up in rural graves
I dug one for me too, in case I ever succumb to this whole malaise
Going against God so I gotta make sure to kill a soul for every life that Jesus saves
[Chorus]
Can-cel
It's so hot right now
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It's so hot right now
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It's so hot right now
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[Verse 2]
Met a girl with a spinner body, she constantly needed to fidget
Definitely my type, though
I like short girls a few inches away from being considered a midget
Told me she liked things being inserted in holes
So I gave her all of my digits
Then kept taking it back and changing my mind
Until my entire penis was rigid
Point of no return, bitch, now you done did it (Did it)
So I looked her square in the face and said I'm fond-a you, Bridget (Bridget)
I got a simple plan for this single, white female
Touch the whole shebang and let's shag, can you dig it (Dig it)
I'm like Bradley Cooper addicted to pills when I write (Right)
There's absolutely no limit
They call me Ken Kennedy
I'll leave you at the bottom of a pond like Chappaquiddick
Play Quidditch? No, you quit it, I'm so livid, I hit divots
Glenlivet, Glenfidditch, any Glen and I'll still sip it
Find a girl and wash her down, and my dick will still fit it
I'm a frog with a condom on, I stick my tongue out and just ribbit
[Chorus]
Can-cel
It's so hot right now
Can-cel
It's so hot right now
It's so hot right now
Can-cel
[Verse 3]
When I get high, my willie pops a woody and my buzz goes for light years
Like Mike Tyse, I bite ears
Fright night, I walk around with a slight sneer
I only have a positive outlook when my sight's near
And if it's you I don't like
I make anti-Semitic comments
Then point at you when a (censored) hears
Sorry, I know words are bad but my vocabulary is quite fierce
So if you got a whole stick up your ass
Unclench before I cum all over these tight rears
Psyche, queers, I've been an odd duck since my tyke years
So if you got a problem with me using these words
Come kill me, motherfuckers, I'm right here
You can't pin me down, I'm-a kick out like a lyrical carpetbagger
I'm a shooter with his dick out, got that Bobby Lee Swagger
Fucking females with a big mouth, I hope she's a tongue wagger
Deviated from the presumed route, now she's shooting me daggers
These beats are so fresh, it makes me beat my own flesh
Sit up on deck and enjoy the moon river, like my finger's in Fletch
Only got one shot at this like a stinger insect
Bringing B-class weaponry into clubs whenever I wanna connect
Pull it out and aim for the jugs, man, I love discotheque
Then I pray ‘fore I spray, watch fake thugs hit the deck
But I’m here
Yes, my dick is erect, what the fuck you expect
I’m gonna give it my best shot
You walked in here with a deep V, it’s all over your neck
Leave your pussy a wreck, then your asshole is next
My dick owes you a deposit, have you come to collect
You're a star, it's a trek just to get outta your debt
Plus, now I'm racking up interest the harder it gets
So, you may as well
[Chorus]
Can-cel
It's so hot right now
Can-cel
It's so hot right now
It's so hot right now
Can-cel
Can-cel
