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Safety Torch Lyrics by Tobuscus

2011

[Verse 1]
Look at little Tim Tim, sleeping so soundly
Wake up Timmy, what if there's a monster?!
Don't be scared, Timmy, or he'll eat you
Monsters smell fear
Lucky for you
[Chorus]
I got a
Safety torch
Put it on your porch, make a
Safety torch
Put it in the hallway
Safety torch
Scare the monsters away
Safety torch
That'll be fifty bucks
[Interlude]
But my house is on fire
[Verse 2]
Shh
Tim Tim, things are looking grim, grim
But lucky for you, you
I have come with a solution!
It's your lucky day!
[Chorus]
Safety water
Put it in a bucket
Safety water
Pour it on the fire!
Safety water
Maybe make a bubble bath
Safety water
First one's on the house
[Outro]
Ha, ha, ha
I see what you did there
First one's on the house
Ha, ha, ha, yeah
Just the first one though
But it took quite a few, so those
What?
Plus all the safety torches
No
That’s like... probably... let's just call it, like, five hundred bucks
I don't have five hundred bucks!
Oh, that's fine
I'll bill your parents
No!
Thanks for your time, go on back to sleep
Have a good night
My parents are gonna kill me
Credits
Tobuscus

Tobuscus

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