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Shaved Off His Beard Lyrics by The Beards

Beards, Beards, Beards

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Well, there once was a Man, and that man had a beard
He shaved off his beard and now he's dead
And there once was a Girl, and her husband had a beard
She asked him to shave it off and now she's dead
Nows she's dead (now she's dead)
Nows she's dead (now she's dead)
Now he's dead (now he's dead)
Now he's dead
Now they're dead (now they're dead)
Now they're dead
Grow a beard or you'll be dead
Well the Girl and the Man, they each had a funeral
The people who attended are now dead
So the grave digger came, to bury the bodies
And he had a beard and can't be killed
Can't be killed (can't be killed)
Can't be killed (can't be killed)
Had a beard (had a beard)
Can't be killed
Can't be killed (can't be killed)
Can't be killed (can't be killed)
Had a beard and can't be killed
Well there once was a band and their name was Kings of Leon
They shaved off their beards and now they're shit
Now they're shit (now they're shit)
Now they're shit (now they're shit)
Now they're shit (now they're shit)
Now they're shit
Now they're shit (now they're shit)
Kings of Leon are now shit (kings of leon are now shit) x2
Kings of Leon are shit
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The Beards

The Beards

About “Shaved Off His Beard” by The Beards

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"Shaved Off His Beard" appears on "Beards, Beards, Beards".

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