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Cooking With Kale

2018

Cooking with kale ain’t no mission
Cause all you need is kale and a kitchen
With a touch of salt and some flour
You’ll be enjoying them flavours in under an hour
So take some rocket and throw it out
Cause all we need is kale and some bean sprout
Now you may be wondering
“What do I do?”
Well I’ll talk about that in verse two
But before we go on any further
Watch out for that hot stuff
You wouldn’t want to murder
Yourself or a bystander with coriander
But you’re in charge cause you’re the commander
Be careful around stoves because
They are hot
Be careful around ovens because
They are hot
Be careful around kettles because
They are hot
Be careful around toasters because
They are hot
Now that all that’s out of the way
We can get cooking straight away
Grab the kale and grab the oil
Grab that the kettle and bring it to a boil
*Kettle boiling*
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The Kale Page

The Kale Page

About “Cooking With Kale” by The Kale Page

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"Cooking With Kale" appears on "Cooking With Kale" in 2018.

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