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Used To Be Cool Lyrics by The Kale Page

Cooking With Kale

2018

Man..
I used to be so cool
I used to be the coolest of the cool
(but now, now I’m nothing)
Now I’m just a weak, sad
Excuse for a man
I was the coolest 12 year old
You’d ever met
When it came to kids
I was as cool as they get
Peanut butter sandwiches
And giving kids stitches
I’ll stymie you if you hurt me and
I’ll never get the bitches
When I was in 1st grade
I wet my pants at school
Call me what you will but
I was pretty damn cool
Other kids didn’t even know
Where I was at
And one time I went to
Lunchtime without a hat
When I was in grade 5
I punched a kid that was 7
Yeah it was mean
But that little shit had it comin
He stole my friends paper plane
And didn’t give it back
So after lunch
I hurled my fist at his back
I was the coolest 12 year old
You’d ever met
When it came to kids
I was as cool as they get
Peanut butter sandwiches
And giving kids stitches
I’ll stymie you if you hurt me and
I’ll never get the bitches
I started school when I was 5
And ever since I’ve never really felt alive
I’ve strived to divide and multiply
Watching 10 years of my life roll by
I keep getting older and older
And each day it gets colder and colder
And the grave gets closer and closer
And its only gonna get even closer
Geometry, Geography, Biology, History
This stuff is constantly getting
The best of me
And all it's about is popularity
I think I need a little clarity
School started shit and it’s getting worse
And before you know it I’ll be in the hearse
And ayo can somebody call the nurse
Cause I need relief from this awful curse
(talking) ‘Too real
That was, ah, too real
I thought you’re supposed to be taking the piss on these songs
You can’t just go ahead and say something like that, yeah
Ahrm maybe you cut that one from the final take
Yeah..’
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The Kale Page

The Kale Page

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