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Women Are Evil Lyrics by The Leaving Trains

The Lump In My Forehead

1992

{parts I couldn't figure out through repeated listening are in curly brackets}
[Verse 1]
Up the dreamhouse
Or by the {crockereal band???}
She'll put you inside of it
Just to watch you {grunt?}
She hates your G.I. Joe dolls
She don't like the scar by his lip
She says you got a toy machine gun
And she knows you only shoot blanks
[Chorus]
Women are evil
Lead you down the road to death and destruction
Women are evil
Make you feel like you're two inches tall
[Verse 2]
There she goes in her cut clothes
All dressed to kill
She's got those legs goin' way up to her ears
Where they stop I don't know
She's got big tits. She got red lips
I wanna touch her. I wanna feel her
I wanna fuck her. But she won't let me
She tells me to stay away from her
[Chorus]
Women are evil
Lead you down the road to death and destruction
Women are evil
Never put up, and never put out
Women are evil
Never give you nothin but a slap in the face
Women are evil
Always make you feel like a piece of shit
[Verse 3]
When you're a boy -
I mean when you're a little bitty boy -
Your mom says "You're gonna grow up someday
You're gonna be a man."
And you say "No, Mom! I don't ever wanna grow up!
I wanna live by the air conditioner
I wanna marry my best friend
I don't wanna hang out with a girl!"
"But you'll grow up one day
And you're gonna get yourself a job
And if you don't marry a woman
You're a woman anyways!"
[Chorus]
Women are evil
Lead you down the road to death and destruction
Women are evil
Teach you how to hate yourself in a second
Women are evil
Make you feel like you're two inches big
Women are evil
Make you feel like a piece of shit
[Outro]
Women are evil
Women are evil
Women are evil
Women are evil
Women are evil
Women are evil
Women are evil
Always make you feel like a piece of shit

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