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The Thieves’ Guild Lyrics by The Minor Thirds

Dishwasher Thief

2004

The first thing to remember is that you don’t know anything
\nIt’ll all be much safer for you if you don’t know anything
\nOn the other side of this wall is a beautiful thing
\nBut if we’re caught, it’ll be safer for you if you don't know anything
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\nDon’t look at me as if I haven’t done this before
\nDon’t be a moron, of course I haven’t done this before
\nIf I had, I would have done it right the first time, it’s a little thing I do
\nThe second thing to remember is that I always know what I’m doing
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\nBut the first thing to remember is that you don’t know anything
\nIt’ll all be much safer for you if you don’t know anything
\nOn the othеr side of this wall is everything
\nBut if wе’re caught I've set it up so that you’ll still see everything\n\n
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The Minor Thirds

The Minor Thirds

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"The Thieves’ Guild" appears on "Dishwasher Thief" in 2004.

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