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Scotland Lyrics by Todd Barry

Falling off the bone

2004

I just spent a month in Scotland doing shows. After one of my shows there a woman comes up. She goes “Todd can I talk to you?”
I go “Yeah”
she goes “Can I ask you a question”
I go “What’s that”
She goes “Todd are you gay?”
I go “What was that?”
She goes “Todd are you gay?”
I go, “Oh, am I gay, no I’m not gay. Why do you ask if I’m gay?”
“Well I was watching you on stage and I go oh this guy’s gay”
I go “What about my performance was gay?”
She goes “I don’t know your timing.”
“Really? I have gay timing?” And I started thinking about it, and I was like, I do speak slowly, and I guess in the space between my jokes, I could meet a man, fall in love take the train to Canada and make it all legal. The weirdest thing that happened that night. There’s a tap on my shoulder while I’m sleeping. I turn around. It’s my timing, my timing’s like “Todd buddy I gotta talk to you about something, I’ve been meaning to get this off my chest. Todd, I’m gay” I’m like all these years. Almost seventeen years of comedy and you’ve been carrying this around. Oh.
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