[Intro]
Yo Brendon, she was gonna leave your ass bitch!
[Verse 1]
I bring you the raw, make you cling to the wall/
And scream when I draw my fuckin penis from my drawls
Taste the semens chalky salt, lick it clean from my balls/
Swallow skeet, lick your teeth, don't eat 'till it dissolves
I'm in need of a blonde, preferably with no arms/
Amputee broads don't swing when I knee em in the jaw
I'll give you a reason to call, the police, call em all/
Bitch I got the balls to pull my heat on the law
And believe it or not, I got being mean from my mom/
The bitch's the 'mark of the beast', she's the demons and all
But I'ma leave it alone and keep on singing my song/
To all these slore ass hoes, my dingaling down they thongs
I'm not evil or wrong, I'm just uneducated/
I never learned to behave, i was self emancipated
Ran away and waited to be elated making marks on this pavement/
Of this cave, and what's taking so long? I'm again day to day and
Gosh dang it, deggumit, darn it, dagnabbit/
I'ma sonuvabitch bastard, wetback slash cracker/
The only patch of green grass in a motherfuckin pasture/
Poor white trash, I'ma natural disaster
I'm a spacker, Asian beaver wacker, wacky tobaccy packer/
Clickity clack faster, badass, brass knuckle smacker
Wack rapper attacker, Nabster file snatcher/
Trash and plastered, I'll drag a drag from a dragster
What!?
[Bridge]
Yeah, I'ma go out and fucking marry Lee Grace Dougherty. I don't give a fuck she's in prison. Thats my bitch now. I'ma make her my bitch, we gonna get married
[Verse 2]
Yeah...
All things 'hakuna matta' when I'm screwing ya daughta/
Drew, I'ma do to your bitch what I used to do to ya momma
*Gasp*
Absolut vodka, Khalua, Pina coloda/
We all beat her pussy up, like it's a juicy pinata. (Yeah!)
If you habla cocka, I keep a Glock on my cock/
Ziplocs in my sock, Hilltop is the block
Take shots at the cops, Dasher police know this/
The most ferocious, dopest, my flows the most potent
Smoke hocus pocus to roaches, I'm unable to focus/
Mix vodka with my sodas and tote a toaster without a holster
I'ma Cowboy, Madville, our dangalangs you suck/
Reppin 3 fingers down over 2 fingers up
Get drunk and play with guns, a grandma's face I fuck/
You taste a hair? I don't care, i just shaved my nuts
These motherfuckers run around like Captain Save-a-slut/
I just get these bitches drunk and jump into their cunt
I never been a shit talker, I'll kick your grandpa's walker/
Got fired from Big Lots! for smacking a secret shopper
You eat tuna, shrimp, and lobster? you'll eat bitches from Valdosta/
Motherfuck Walka Flocka, now a word from our sponsors...
*The Synthesis tag*
[Verse 3]
Uh
Shout out to The Synthesis, i play these bitches like an instrument/
If i said some shit, i meant the shit, got no time for this riddle shit
Stick my dick against her lips, while I lick her clit a little bit/
I'd stick it in her ass, but i dont know how much shit my dick would get
That's right, I'm fuckin raw, a bitch that stuffs her bra/
No tits, but heyyy!! She licks my ass and sucks my balls!
Yeah I fuck with y'all till my rubber busts, fuck these sluts/
I'd beat em like percussion but my bat is in my cousin's truck
Huffin dust, huffin rush, mushrooms and a bunch of stuff/
While fuckin sluts, with a bunch of bumps on their cunts, I'm drunk as fuck!
Hit a fuckin slut with an uppercut, i bust these sluts/
Got a pussy and some titties, you're a whore ass cunt
Only good for fuckin, rubbin, touchin, and suckin/
Take away that and cookin, women are good for nothing. (Haha!)
Trust me, sometimes I think I'm better off dating a fuckin hooker/
Go on a blind date with a blind skank, man she's a looker!
Every line i spit, i stand behind the shit/
If i say I'ma kill you, prepare to die, that's it!
My ride or die chick, be riding my dick/
While we doing drive bys, man idolize this!
I'ma finalize this and begin rappin on my bitch/
Lee stripped for a bit, then sipped on my dick
I'm the one that set up the fuckin bank that they robbed/
Gave em a loaded AK and the getaway car
We was supposed to meet up, but her ass got caught/
Now i gotta mastermind breakin her fuckin ass out
