[Intro]
*Alarm going off*
(Tony)
*Moan*
(Girl)
Baby, it's time to get up
(Tony Mike)
*unintelligible*
(Amanda Knight)
Baby, it's time to get up
(Tony Mike)
*sigh* 5 more minutes
(Amanda Knight)
I gotta go to work, you gotta get up
(Tony Mike)
What the fuck, man, it's. .. it's still dark outside
(Amanda Knight)
That's because there's a blanket over the window
(Tony Mike)
Gimme 5 more minutes....
(Amanda Knight)
No, get up!
(Tony Mike)
Uggghhh... where's my bottle?
(Girl)
Anthony, it's 8 o'clock in the morning! You don't need a bottle!
(Tony Mike)
Where's the joint?
[Verse 1]
(Tony Mike)
Someone please tell me if it's all in my head/
Some days I wonder why I even crawl outta bed
Why's it everyday it seems like one of those days/
Where all you wanna do is sit and blaze a J
Laze away, I hate them days, I get more excitement out my dreams/
Tack a blanket over my window so hopefully I stay asleep
And if you awake before me, please just let me be/
This isn't the time to clean or turn on the fuckin TV
I try to pop sleep aids, but I still lie awake/
Thought my phone was on silent, but now it vibes and shakes
So I light a J and fly away, while my pot pie splatters in the microwave
I got the munchies, this boring shit ain't fuckin funny/
Even if I had something to do, I ain't got no fuckin money
Now that I'm up, I guess I'll try to do something productive/
Hustle up some drinking money and try to find a bitch to fuck with
[Hook]
(Alicia Renée)
Sometimes life just wasn't meant to be
So tell me why death is still my enemy
Sip Belvedere as we pass the weed
Cuz life's way better living in a fantasy
Living in a fantasy
Yeah, we living in a fantasy
We on some shit that you can't believe
Seeing money through the ceiling
Living in a fantasy
[Verse 2]
(Tony Mike)
Lifes a bitch then you die, yeah you're listening right/
All I see myself doing is jizzin and getting high
Drinkin High Life, I could really use a lime/
But life hands me lemons, so I use it with the shine
If I stay out my mind, I think I'll be doing fine/
What's wrong with self medicating? Ain't like anybody's died
Please tell me what's the crime with fast fowarding life?
Fuck the world every day! But she'll never be my wife
I used to give my arm a slice for having days like today/
Now i rely on a fifth of grain and a bag of Mary Jane
Sometimes I go insane trapped in this house by myself/
I hate being sober, like it's bad for my health
I used to ask for help, used to pray for my death/
I was screamin for the shit! shoulda saved my breath
Everyone acts like life is so great when they're all in my biz/
That's when I take a swig and hit, and then I tell em this...
[Hook]
[Bridge/breakdown]
(Tony Mike)
Yeah...
*inhale* i dont ever wanna go back to that fuckin place...*cough*
(Amber Wilson)
Yo, pass that shit
[Verse 3]
(Tony Mike)
I wish i could isolate myself and stay baked forever/
Then I'd believe motherfuckers that say "life gets better"
I see myself stacked with chedder, stacked to the ceiling/
Yeah, we're living in a fantasy, so I'ma have millions!
Shit we're in Lala Land, let's stay for a bit/
Got eight naked Asians tasting my dick
I'm raising my kid to get trophies in every sport/
And my dicks so long, i could never wear shorts! (Haha)
Lifes so fuckin great, i got trillions in the bank/
Go overseas in my jet, feed Ethiopian's steak
I legalized killin skanks, decreased the population/
And all bitches swallow like
(Amber Wilson)
That tastes amazing!
(Tony Mike)
No one ever has to work, cuz everything is free/
You either pay with pussy, alcohol, or weed
See all the shit sounds great! But hold up wait!
The alarms going off *alarm sound* and it's time to awake!
Damn!
[Hook]
