[Part I]
[Intro: Bubby]
Mmm
Damn
Mmm
Damn
Mmm
Damn
[Verse 1: Bubby]
What if we're all planets and I'm Jesus?
What if love cured all diseases?
What if David Guetta was right?
What if Kanye was right?
What if everything was free?
What if everyone was free?
What if we were all babies?
What if the universe was fake?
What if this was all a dream?
What if we in a simulation?
What if the movie Cars was real?
Damn, that's deep
[Chorus: Bubby & JS PUNCH]
Damn, damn that's deep
(I'm the Joker it's me)
Damn, damn that's deep
(It's not a joke it's really me)
Damn, damn that's deep
(I'm the Joker it's me)
Damn, damn that's deep
(It's not a joke it's really me)
[Verse 2: Thurston]
Uh, yeah, uh, uh yeah-yeah-yeah uh, yeah, uh
What if Guetta was a joke?
What if he stopped texting my phone?
What if we had world peace?
What if we just got shit for free?
What if Self-Titled wasn't a ten?
What if TWxWKS wasn't the greatest rapper of all time?
What if there wasn't a pandemic?
What if I had some bitches?
What if the five-dollar foot long wasn't, actually a foot long?
What if the four-for-four cost five bucks?
What if I never downloaded Discord?
What if there were actually hot MILFs in my area?
What if that free porn game could actually make me cum in five second?
Uh, that's deep
[Chorus: Thurston & JS PUNCH]
Uh yeah that's deep
(I'm the Joker it's me)
Uh yeah that's deep
(It's not a joke it's really me)
Uh yeah uh
[Verse 3: Sequoia]
What if instead of being fake deep, I'd rather buy some deepfakes?
Put my [?] on a girl that could cause an ass-quake
[?] coochie on a girl with a roast beef coochie
I hope that it never seizes because he might try to sue me
What if badussy stood for Bubby, dick, and pussy?
What if I was at your mama's crib eating her pussy?
What if I could think of a word that rhymes with pussy?
Pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy, pussy
[Verse 4: Golden]
What if I never joined BHLEAKS?
What if I never joined TWxWKS?
What if Apple never made the iPhone?
What if they never made the Macintosh?
What if Microsoft was actually named after Bill Gates's cock?
What if I didn't have a soda addiction, would I still be extremely hyper?
What if I dropped my iPhone on concrete and it cracked and my mom got mad at me? (Ohh, ohh)
What if I fed my fish?
I'd keep feeding my fish
I like my fish
I'm gonna feed my fish
[Part II]
[Bridge: JS PUNCH]
Yeah uh-huh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah
[Verse 5: JS PUNCH]
Looking back at my life like a cringe compilation
Need some fuel so I'm licking up the gas station
There's a lot of corruption in this nation
You was worried about girls, I was worried about inflation
And 'bout economics, electronics, animatronics
I was on the edge of life with snakes losing balance
This whole compilation is try not to laugh challenge
Speaking of snakes I know a lot of them
Emotions like farts the way I bottle them
Anime figures the way I bottle them
I was cumming of figures
[?]
Would it make my penis bigger?
They had me locked up in the studio for two damn weeks
I need some new damn friends
Who don't know 'bout [?]
I'm on the highway of life, Lightning Mcqueen
Zoom on by, guess I run these streets
[Verse 6: Bubby]
Damn, that's crazy the way I don't give a shit
Damn, that's crazy I just wanna get lit
It's crazy how we're born and we have to pay taxes
It's crazy how we pay to see, that's called glasses
It's crazy how we pay to learn, that's called classes
How the fuck you make money from TikTok dances?
[Outro: Bubby]
Yeah-yeah-yeah-yeah
I'm about to solve racism
Take a fat nap, call that escapism
I love my man Jaxon, we gay kissin'
